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@SLDTheWriter It did. My bad. Actually, email me. Ironically, the best thing I got from SC, writing wise. Was this… https://t.co/Lyz9iaCI5z

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@rjcc Momma more disappointed you a darts player then you getting roided up lmfao

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All I gotta say is...I must really care about you if I pick up ya FaceTime call. Real talk. That’s love.

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FaceTime is the worst sometimes cuz you wanna multi-task while ya talk, but now you gotta give them full eye contac… https://t.co/FKWtcwtIr3

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You know what’s even worse? When somebody FaceTimes you at night, when you already turned off the lights, then tell… https://t.co/EfQvtO1nl4

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Why didn’t you just text me if you were gonna put me on pause right after I pick up? https://t.co/nblS99eoPb

Why didn’t you just text me if you were...

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Y’all ever had someone FaceTime you without setting up an appointment then put you on pause right after you pick up? https://t.co/SNYbwJQrvI

Y’all ever had someone FaceTime you with...

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@Sincerely_Nae Well Jesus. That’s sneaky

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Can you imagine the news conference after the #1 player in darts gets caught doping up? It’s just the disgraced p… https://t.co/Bl6Qjgn4BC

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@sitnuok Lmfao that would be too funny

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@DarthKudo Lmfao hollering

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This is how I want to imagine professional dart players look like after they get done doping up https://t.co/07TTIumQtY

This is how I want to imagine profession...

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When a doo-doo spec hit ya cheek https://t.co/n9JpbMRill

When a doo-doo spec hit ya cheek https:/...

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When the passenger next to you is cleaning their dirty draws near ya face https://t.co/N0eD2m9TlV

When the passenger next to you is cleani...

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@Dogg_Vader Yea. We don’t need no Russians for the good old American taste of racism

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@jeremyqbutler I try. I try.

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@chanelnotbr4ve Cuz y’all always get play 👀👀

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There’s just something funny about knowing cats are taking drugs to perfect their dart game. https://t.co/KStWTf4VuD

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To be honest, gun control also means banning/disarming folks with prior records of domestic abuse and a lot of cops… https://t.co/XY343iqJX7

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this thread has me cracking up😂 https://t.co/0xmlkq6Klv

@MaddiwCurlyHair The Environmentalist @MaddiwCurlyHair

This guy is so real and he has the patience that Navy SEAL snipers envy 💀 https://t.co/E11UWWHYQS

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The Splenda Daddy - He's prolly old enough to be ya Dad, but he wanna be ya girl's Daddy. He's got his Sunday Schoo… https://t.co/9D7Dr4WcR5

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@RobbinSimmons7 I hope not

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You gotta be Ford F-150 white to believe any black person is using the word "whitey" in 2018. https://t.co/qJpNuaWEsX

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@BrandenLee1 it's the only way to start a Sunday off right

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@JohnWil25090081 you about to get blocked lmfao

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@SimplyTria don't put that on me lmfao

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@AmericanNumbers @J3Adams Adding this in

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@Mattielooks why you lying lmfao

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