If i could just say a few words...I'd be a better public speaker!
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all due respect to people who love having sex all night but I once scared a boyfriend by saying "I want you to fuck… https://t.co/EiWdIp7fzC
Hey! Don't undervalue platonic relationships! They afford you a different kind of closeness that romantic relations… https://t.co/8YUdOu7wsU
It became such a joke that I totally forgot how "Freedom Fries" was originally coined as revenge against France for… https://t.co/kms3NwbY98
NSFW should be a new level on the TV Vchip rating system TV14 TV-MA TV-NSFW
reminder: it’s not too late to get a flu shot! - flu season goes through march - the shot won’t (and can’t) make yo… https://t.co/mIq0yEAhvD
Defrosting a 30 pound goose in the work microwave for four and a half hours in three minute intervals. Really jamme… https://t.co/MIjgBXyiDP
No one who drives a Buick knows how to fuck.
The only surprising thing about Trump paying hush money to a porn star is that he didn’t bring it up that time he addressed the Boy Scouts
In the midst of the Hawaii situation I can't help but think of s3e3 of the twilight zone, "The Shelter", and how mu… https://t.co/Y3NNOOxb1v
“I hope the news of him paying off a porn star doesn’t distract from the news of him calling non-white countries sh… https://t.co/Kd63lX18Rw
Guys, PLEASE refrain from the “exceptional immigrant” narratives while rebutting Trumps latest tirade. It’s unneces… https://t.co/ylw6deyv0O
Good grief. It's not that he uses "salty language." It's that he uses "salty language" while denigrating people of… https://t.co/DRJoBNxHrG
My spirit is weary of this idiot baby man. I know that there are no perfect politicians (or people) but I will rejo… https://t.co/ODsUf72xLC