@WeWuzMetokur

WeWuzMetokur

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The last cool kid on the internet

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@wewuzmetokur WeWuzMetokur @wewuzmetokur

These prices are retarded. https://t.co/LgnvnvChPp

@wewuzmetokur WeWuzMetokur @wewuzmetokur

I guess the only escort mission he enjoys is the one headed into his bedroom. https://t.co/qIpUloFPBM

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lmfao https://t.co/gkECgO4Wtb

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Another great show by Andy Wordski https://t.co/LUrCgTgDMR

Another great show by Andy Wordski https...

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"And we got a super chat here from 'AndyCantReadForShit' that says: It's a well known fact that Penis-Chet was able… https://t.co/DWLLB3UBpD

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I thought I just had a cold at first since I didn't have an upset stomach or feel the need to vomit but it just kep… https://t.co/7Ano4DYqQI

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Soon, that flu utterly kicked my ass. Seemed to last forever. https://t.co/YaXRhD9gOy

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In response Ikea announced they will begin selling personality tests. https://t.co/3po9cJz55z

In response Ikea announced they will beg...

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Somebody finally woke up. https://t.co/xBnmv2TII5

Somebody finally woke up. https://t.co/x...

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Andy Dick Supercut - Andy decided to go on a bender last night on periscope while his son was passed out in the roo… https://t.co/3EV6iB8Q8F

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I'm just processing a supercut condensing 90 minutes of drug fueled insanity in to 2 minutes of highlights. Should… https://t.co/pfCcQZpaFj

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Then you missed the part where he talked about Jack Nicholson killing his own kids. https://t.co/hGSHn9A60L

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Hey @HarveyLevinTMZ did you kill a hooker or something? What dirt is Andy Dick talking about? https://t.co/aKNTmgzXFi

Hey @HarveyLevinTMZ did you kill a hooke...

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Glad to see sobriety is working out so well for Andy Dick. Also I'm kind of curious what dirt he has on the owner… https://t.co/9C53RLXTMy

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"My kids ask me 'Daddy why are you always so drunk'... that's not a joke, theres no punchline" "My kids stomach al… https://t.co/ujrS5APhD5

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About half an 8ball and four or five joints. https://t.co/ZlRCVJPoI1

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Now that's entertainment. https://t.co/yTzKg75NcM

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Seek shelter immediately. https://t.co/SpFBrHGgRR

Seek shelter immediately. https://t.co/S...

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lol was that the tweet where he said he was gonna off people and go for the high score? https://t.co/Akw8IHYy3E

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Spoony losing access to his twitter is gonna be a fucking trainwreck. Hope there aren't any christmas trees still… https://t.co/w9qlBXvzyl

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What happened? https://t.co/VbWvvTvD95

@wewuzmetokur WeWuzMetokur @wewuzmetokur

"Hol up.... You ever heard about Yakub?" Now I want to see this happen. https://t.co/AUyrr7U3Vj

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Pretty sure it would make for one hell of an interesting show. Not sure who @Andywarski would pair you with but I'… https://t.co/pc4zwtoX48

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Wait a tick, is that what this is about? Do you want me to follow you? You could have just asked. Acting tsunder… https://t.co/5AWxrcQldO

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How about I admit the thing I've been openly stating for over a year now that I just want to laugh at retarded shit… https://t.co/moD8HA9YRk

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Funny thing is it isn't even my bit, it's Tonka and AP. If I could do voices like that I'd be doing them all the f… https://t.co/eNUHoxdJbQ

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It's called comedy, try taking the stick out of your ass and seeing how you like it. https://t.co/2iwQT0QPtX

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Jesus was this years flu cooked up inside Satan's ass or something. It feels like I got hit by a fucking truck. https://t.co/eP4M3qLits

Jesus was this years flu cooked up insid...

@wewuzmetokur WeWuzMetokur @wewuzmetokur

How about Metokurist? https://t.co/VLDQiTczhn

@wewuzmetokur WeWuzMetokur @wewuzmetokur

I'm going to the library today to get as many books on loki as I can. https://t.co/E0haxXqOJD

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