@Kimberly Eaton

Kimberly Eaton

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Perpetual underdog enthusiast.

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@FiveThirtyEight West Coast: This had better be just so we can make "Right in front of my salad?!" jokes. We are BETTER THAN THIS.

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@GrossSlant @RitaOra @sunriseon7 @ira Homegirl slid in just under the deadline before I send my official Thanksgivi… https://t.co/zNNpAVmP6y

@ClintSmithIII Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII

Whether it be racism, sexism, or classism it’s clear that a desire to exercise power over another is an unsettling… https://t.co/h4SsUm3bp1

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"And the moment you get a chance to be king - Rest In Peace, Mufasa..." 😂 https://t.co/RpT6uC2cLc

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@FeministaJones Between this and 'The Girlfriend Experience', it's fiiiiiiiiinally the year of Carmen, and it's about time!

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Got my eye on you, Chipotle. Looking out for @JeremyMJordan and "the little guy", in general. https://t.co/OPkv9TSMSx

Got my eye on you, Chipotle. Looking out...

@MuslimIQ Qasim Rashid, Esq. @MuslimIQ

Native Americans suffered water cannons, abuse, ridicule, & death threats only b/c they warned the pipes would leak… https://t.co/oidXEu6zXi

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Black folks thriving in precipitation. 🇳🇬 https://t.co/Ankd0PoLRK

@KamalaHarris Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris

Spread the word to your friends and family: The deadline to register to vote in the Alabama special election is November 27.

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In honor of #NationalFastFoodDay, that time @Pharrell was doing the absolute most to get a Parisian Big Mac. https://t.co/DnfkvA7iuX

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Men are the A[?] of society. https://t.co/xRvHPz0Efp

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Get this 🔥 straight to a mall tour. https://t.co/vHu5mZCT3h

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When you're about to close the deal but demand to see the stripper's long-term growth forecast first. https://t.co/7nwd0I2u83

When you're about to close the deal but...

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In which Nobel Prize category are we nominating this chart? https://t.co/FFmmXavlP9

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Wait. Are *any* of us alive? 'Cause that would clear up a few things.

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Umm... How many Sexiest Man Alive candidates forgot to spread the blood of the lamb over their doors last night bef… https://t.co/4L15V1tQE6

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"Whenever Shep Smith forgets where he works" is probably one of Oprah's Favorite Things. It's def one of mine. Come… https://t.co/5CRwLVMq4h

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@rgay Yooooo... Ray's ass is grass. Roxane is not the one, Ray. Channing Tatum about to be on you, Ray. https://t.co/zSzFL4BxTH

@rgay Yooooo... Ray's ass is grass. Roxa...

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Why is Tyrese taking life cues from the movie 'Big Daddy'? https://t.co/gu1P5pb4hX

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HERE FOR IT. https://t.co/2qWGRyBHFS

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@GoAngelo @HebrewNational Me RN. https://t.co/DgpkACxdN3

@GoAngelo @HebrewNational Me RN. https:/...

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@TheOrville @AdriannePalicki Feeling really nurtured RN. https://t.co/C8ogjwuklX

@TheOrville @AdriannePalicki Feeling rea...

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All Media Outlets (except Fox News): He was BANNED FROM A MALL for harassing teenage girls. 50%+ of Polled Alabaman… https://t.co/Hs6CX5u2vE

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Were Black/Jewish/women/decent people consulted for this generalization of "family"? 'Cause... https://t.co/9YWwV6FXpQ

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.@AdriannePalicki singing Journey's "Any Way You Want It" as karaoke on last week's @TheOrville is my sexual orientation.

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This has left me WEAK. Justice 4 the Vitruvian Man. https://t.co/Fun4DU4IgF

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Fans who would choose oily bag of garbage Brett Ratner over Gal Gadot to stay on 'Wonder Woman 2': https://t.co/AHTauqVIox

Fans who would choose oily bag of garbag...

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.@RitaOra is the Bed, the Bath & the Beyooooond. https://t.co/RpukWOImjh

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::cackles while breaking ground on personal nuclear bunker:: https://t.co/0ChYfkMFNl

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@MeekMeek77 If I could go back in time, knowing what I know now, you'd hear me yelling, "WE ALL WE GOT OUT HERE, DAMN!"

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