Perpetual underdog enthusiast.
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This is a red-letter de. https://t.co/1KMkDc0mfm
Good evening to the movement to restore voting rights to all felons who adequately complete required rehabilitation… https://t.co/9qr0ACWGAz
When you're the paper of record but also the clearinghouse of garbage hot takes... https://t.co/GmVksYf5L1
33,000 gun deaths a year: let's make it easier to buy guns! 31 cases of voter impersonation s… https://t.co/SIgIOfWwPS
"Cappellini LaNotte" is probably what I would say if I were ever trying to get out of talking to someone by claimin… https://t.co/K4Pw8kwaGZ
This photo is moisturizing and highlighting me by osmosis. https://t.co/wvNJrPm2cl
I would trust Ryan Coogler to flip my income tax check at this point. https://t.co/fEFwGObGhn
When your children act like leaders and your leaders act like children, you know change is coming.
Anthony Borges is 15 years old. He was shot 5 times at Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, FL. His classmat… https://t.co/hduKD0HehB
This week's conclusion: Adults assume teenagers have their noses buried in selfies 24/7, when actually, they're tal… https://t.co/sXA9XBtHpC
Straight Outta Compton: $60M opening weekend Get Out: $176M domestic for an R-rated horror Girls Trip: $100M+ for a… https://t.co/jzbK2spISD
congratulations. you're black now. https://t.co/lcy6gGoUkD
The brave Parkland students are doing something astonishing. They are instantly preempting disinfo & gaslighting by… https://t.co/XToUEZSuz7
How do I get invited to this prom? https://t.co/iLMnXRnFs5
People mad 'cause Jennifer Aniston gets all that coin staying gorgeous, delightful, and very hydrated while they're… https://t.co/LPpVElFsFC
Dear House & Senate, the only thing less effective than your thoughts & prayers...is you.