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You'll struggle to find a better end-of-year list than the Comedy Wildlife Photo Awards https://t.co/sqcWsmDQq5 https://t.co/FoCvFOhZJh

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‘Each Daily Mail front page is becoming more like me dealing with my kids’ https://t.co/AwpG2tZyBR https://t.co/3ObFBrx4sR

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10 funniest Donald Trump moments of the year – number 5 https://t.co/Ue7p32YTWG https://t.co/EkF4fgUwDZ

10 funniest Donald Trump moments of the...

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The Daily Mail did this to Nicola Sturgeon and she had the perfect riposte https://t.co/dGAO9MTM31 https://t.co/lxUhWDMYA8

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Pete Tong played Massive Attack on his tour and it all went a bit, you know https://t.co/XtLlkeIqFk https://t.co/xKk9L8Tp8l

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This is Donald Trump’s nominee to be a US judge and he can’t answer the most basic question https://t.co/hxQboveYXW https://t.co/C1QSYPudD4

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‘It was a quiet car ride’
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‘Trump’s lies’ vs ‘Obama’s lies’ are the best graphs you’ll see this week https://t.co/NKnlG0wZD5 https://t.co/GHuGbVuSe0

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David Davis arrives early for the latest round of Brexit negotiations https://t.co/mIwzj6HOi9

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Piers Morgan being told to ‘f-ck off’ live on US TV is one of our highlights of the year https://t.co/JrxMrjNsLl https://t.co/DT9zd61JTz

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Top 10 funniest Donald Trump moments of the year - number 5 https://t.co/Ure9OWlSpt https://t.co/Rmrg5jmqSw

Top 10 funniest Donald Trump moments of...

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Jeremy Hunt being owned again on Twitter will make your day a bit better https://t.co/SVVaaEjQCK https://t.co/p7oLoCDlmX

Jeremy Hunt being owned again on Twitter...

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‘Where’s the best place to stand during...

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Pete Tong played Massive Attack on his t...

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The Daily Mail did this to Nicola Sturgeon and she had the perfect riposte https://t.co/bbA7caQG3I https://t.co/vAZ11bCyKW

The Daily Mail did this to Nicola Sturge...

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This is Donald Trump’s nominee to be a US judge and he doesn’t appear to be able to answer the most basic legal que… https://t.co/GeMLscghoV

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‘It was a quiet car ride’ https://t.co/p...

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