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Choose your boyfriend. https://t.co/6oNCssLCyT
Got kicked out of my cult for asking why we don't do Taco Tuesday anymore does anyone know of one that's more chill
It is with a heavy heart that I announce that I was not born into the royal family last night. Better luck next time.
Boy, bye 👋 https://t.co/HNRZ9YKdtK
This D.I.Y. listening device is totally not creepy and definitely a good idea. https://t.co/CHalbiZeXc
I can hear my bones getting stronger. (by @LeftatLondon) https://t.co/3NruM6vYL7
Friendship is the fattest doink of all.
In honor of weed being born, we’ve created a Weed Collection! It includes fanny packs, a Super Dank dad hat with se… https://t.co/fsgbTpUUia
We've all been there. https://t.co/ZpcR1HCn6q
When you are high and you reread your tweet 30 times to make sure nothing is mispleled
What does your dream bong look like? https://t.co/Bhvlc08A8H
Do you believe that what you see is the truth? See if you can correctly guess if these are real or CG. https://t.co/dRKJzt2YAj
If drugs are bad catch me riding into hell with Satan on a tandem bicycle made out of THC
Seeing this photo set my self-confidence back 15 years. https://t.co/agQ2qTzr0T
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Since Thicc Zucc came out the tech industry has abandoned all product research and development and dedicated its fo… https://t.co/mEDG28U4ij
A good way to get to know your crush is secretly meeting with their grandparents a couple times a week, just rememb… https://t.co/VSHyx2oKHG
*does the holding a stack of money like it's a phone thing with a stack of informational pamphlets about HPV prevention*
It's almost Taurus season and you know what that means! That's right, it's time to get dressed up, cook a fancy din… https://t.co/CQQtDhXOkO
Wearing my formal JNCOs today, watch out.
Under special skills you can see I've written "Extremely logged on." (by @LeftatLondon) https://t.co/EOcNOccJJu
Jim's self-imposed isolation has driven him to become goth. Vote for us in the Webbys here: https://t.co/EWsCj7IbGV https://t.co/QCUfWEdKqK