@Sarcastic Unicorn

Sarcastic Unicorn

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Imma Sarcastic Unicorn. Sorry Not So Sorry. Ok... maybe just kinda... or justa a lil... perhaps it's this much πŸ‘Œ

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@Terry_Dillner Terry Dillner @Terry_Dillner

#TrumpBurnIn5Words Will be over 5 words If u think Trump looks ridiculous, a country burning their own President, it's just as embarrassing

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#BoredUnicornInventions Espresso shot power bars

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@SarcasticRover @NASA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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@CurvyBarbie1 Your welcome! πŸ˜€

@relationshipt5 Relationship β™‘ @relationshipt5

Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

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#BoredUnicornInventions https://t.co/SXSKvLdpkj

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#BoredUnicornInventions https://t.co/MRhrnunxI1

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#BoredUnicornInventions https://t.co/eKBtl0h5D8

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#BoredUnicornInventions https://t.co/6cQW7YDsLa

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#BoredUnicornInventions https://t.co/NzlWgiL7Tx

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#BoredUnicornInventions https://t.co/4p9jOMv0KN

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Being a copycat, that's ok tho. #BoredUnicornInventions for my bored random ideas.

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Having random ideas can be somewhat relaxing while I'm bored. Tho #PitchBoredElon is over, not going to stop coming up w #randominventions

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#pitchboredelon It's over. But a winner as well for most ideas tweeted πŸ€£πŸ˜‰πŸŽƒ

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#pitchboredelon New line of hotels as luxurious as 5 star hotels, but affordable for the common man. Corporate name UniTel (Unicorn + Hotel)

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#pitchboredelon New bra & panti line. Comparable to Victoria's Secret & Pink. Called Unicorn.

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#pitchboredelon Emoji car window clings, including a πŸ’© cling. For people who dont have or want to put family clings across their back window

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#pitchboredelon Headboard with small fridge compartment

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#pitchboredelon 3 tier contraption... TV, microwave and fridge on wheels. For small spaces.

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#MorningCommutePeeves People who use dummies in the carpool lane https://t.co/iJdy48O1Wn

#MorningCommutePeeves
People who use dum...

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#pitchboredelon Broom that also vacuums while you sweep

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#pitchboredelon HoverBike

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#pitchboredelon Line of Unicorn makeup products

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#pitchboredelon Unicorn soup. Don't have all the ingredients worked out yet, but it would be sweet and sour.

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#pitchboredelon HoverShoes

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#pitchboredelon Elon Musk bobble heads

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#SignsOfABadRestaurant U ask for the specials & the waitress starts describing "The Lying Stinking Pig". Wait, that… https://t.co/5UyPEB7VEa

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@elonmusk @ItchGrid πŸ˜‚πŸ˜΅

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#PitchBoredElon Ai cats and dogs pet buddies

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