@Sarcastic Unicorn

Sarcastic Unicorn

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Imma Sarcastic Unicorn. Sorry Not So Sorry. Ok... maybe just kinda... or justa a lil... perhaps it's this much ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

Badly lacking attempted positivity. Gotta start somewhere tho ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#BePositiveIn4Words Leaving my assholeness behind

@Arbys Arby's @Arbys

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For the glory of the Krones! https://t.c...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

Different, unusual, not the same as everyone else. Ladies men are a dime a dozen

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

Truth be told, I'm actually attracted to awkward and at the very least, slightly nerdy. But hey, that's just me

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

Not just arrogant ones, but ladies men in particular ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Not for me

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#MyBiggestPetPeevesAre Arrogant ladies men.. and such a turn off ๐Ÿ˜ https://t.co/w9usVTTzaE

#MyBiggestPetPeevesAre
Arrogant ladies m...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#ThingsNotToSayAtABar
OMG, your tiny umb...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#IfCaffeineDidntExist
Everyone would be...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#IfCaffeineDidntExist
I never would have...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#ThingsNotToSayAtABar Hope you have a big trunk.... because I'm going to put my bike in it https://t.co/Apo5pUdyVT

#ThingsNotToSayAtABar
Hope you have a bi...

@BuzzFeed BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed

27 jokes that I promise will make you laugh https://t.co/rI04GIN5y3 https://t.co/EidgeBjlVU

27 jokes that I promise will make you la...

@TheWeirdWorld Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld

Thereโ€™s an estimated 2 trillion galaxies in the universe. Thatโ€™s 2.7 galaxies each, for every person alive. 29 billion stars, just for you.

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

943rd tweet https://t.co/MNXsscAdvr

943rd tweet https://t.co/MNXsscAdvr

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#ThatsWhatSheSaidIn4Words
Mouth full of...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#PleaseKeepThe Negativity to a minimum during #MercuryRetrograde https://t.co/4eOXt6AkAO

#PleaseKeepThe
Negativity to a minimum d...

@jmariec36 Jmarie @jmariec36

#PleaseKeepThe cat gifs flowing https://t.co/W34tKYEFZK

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@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#ThatsWhatSheSaidIn4Words
Your dinner is...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#ThatsWhatSheSaidIn4Words
Bite marks are...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#ThatsWhatSheSaidIn4Words
Squeezing hard...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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Do not come he...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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#ThatsWhatSheSaidIn4Words
It looks bigge...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#ThatsWhatSheSaidIn4Words There's my tiny pencil https://t.co/9mHeuXDsU1

#ThatsWhatSheSaidIn4Words
There's my tin...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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Twizzler https://t...

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#MakeABoardGameEdible Zingers https://t.co/wYsN1JYTSE

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Zingers https://t....

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#MakeABoardGameEdible Buttership https://t.co/YKbSDkjMy8

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Buttership https:/...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

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Cranium juice.......

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#MakeABoardGameEdible Bugle https://t.co/3UOQ35Jmgm

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Bugle https://t.co...

@srkasticunicorn Sarcastic Unicorn @srkasticunicorn

#MakeABoardGameEdible Scrabble eggs https://t.co/9IbaTUQd1C

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