@Skeezy Donald

Skeezy Donald

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#SkeezyDonald...the always-lying, treasonous sociopath and sack of human garbage who, when asked what he had in common with his daughter...answered sex.

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@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Today's #YellowJersey goes to rancid pile of dogshit and future recipient of hell's most horrifying torture, WAYNE… https://t.co/OMLwxmHlNk

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Today's #YellowJersey goes to rancid pile of dogshit and future recipient of hell's most horrifying torture, WAYNE… https://t.co/zqpdMgZttD

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Folks...I'm proposing we call them "Awesomesauce X-Treme Action Time, yo!" https://t.co/ALvW3dkIKn

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

The best thing about giving teachers guns is that most school shooters go in knowing they're going to get killed, e… https://t.co/muQ0csek4a

@KenTremendous Ken Tremendous @KenTremendous

Hi, please take this down. I would prefer you not use a GIF from a show I worked on to promote your pro-slaughter a… https://t.co/IUNj03Uh53

@Nick_Offerman Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman

.@NRA @DLoesch our good-hearted show and especially our Leslie Knope represent the opposite of your pro-slaughter a… https://t.co/nyvh00HQkn

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

My FAVORITE thing about the GREAT PEOPLE at the @NRA is how they're NOT AFRAID to kick the victims and survivors of… https://t.co/NmgoFa7ZUK

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Look, LOSERS...I never said "give teachers guns," ok? What I said was, like, "give teachers CONCEALED guns"...Plus,… https://t.co/hT3J2v9EAh

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

In fact, I'm thinking we should send armed teachers out into neighborhoods (like before school maybe) to preemptive… https://t.co/gf3fjCJ4YY

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Folks...because I am a lying piece of shit and grifter, you can be sure this is a lie, a piece of shit and a grift.… https://t.co/hU9hqaQ4pO

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Can I drain a quart from my Slavic master before he releases the kompromat? #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury https://t.co/EjHwhheDLb

Can I drain a quart from my Slavic maste...

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

When Old Glory screams #MeToo #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury https://t.co/AOkphZcj9k

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@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Pee is natural. Sex is natural. So why isn't pee sex with Russian hookers? #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury https://t.co/U2dkiSWV3l

Pee is natural. Sex is natural. So why i...

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Is it ok to take your daughter on a quick trip to "Thongtown"? #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury https://t.co/BQmo40fuDU

Is it ok to take your daughter on a quic...

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Daddy-daughter lapdances: perverted or presidential? #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury https://t.co/Ln7Oc7qDwk

Daddy-daughter lapdances: perverted or p...

@MrTommyCampbell Tommy Campbell @MrTommyCampbell

White House sources confirm that self-described tough guy Donald Trump refused to attend the CNN town hall because… https://t.co/foyFTTcKpT

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Folks...I think the thing I'm most proud of is, you know, before me GOP officials used to feel a little bad about b… https://t.co/gWLuFLhN7w

@SkeezyDonald Skeezy Donald @SkeezyDonald

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@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

I mean...well sure. NOW I do! Because this shooting messed with my day of golf on Saturday! NEVER AGAIN, that I can… https://t.co/Z6i0HdXWta

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Today's #YellowJersey goes to ME (again!) for needing my staff to write a cheat-sheet to remind me to give a shit a… https://t.co/z6coXcXntn

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

Look, folks...I just had Hope and Sarah write some stuff down, ok? So I could pretend not to be a psychopath for a… https://t.co/ygxpn7ODOD

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

@mitchellvii Bill Mitchell is probably my FAVORITE supporter. I LOVE how he can be so totally full of rat shit and… https://t.co/sG7Sl74d2C

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

For example, there's that one time I wouldn't even let Putin stick it in me until he said he respected me. Very tou… https://t.co/MRhfmBELpU

@skeezydonald Skeezy Donald @skeezydonald

I had a mouth-episiotomy in 2013 #AndThatsHowIGotThisScar. https://t.co/hLmcicZTQM

I had a mouth-episiotomy in 2013 #AndTha...

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