@Lauren Henry

Lauren Henry

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Music snob, improv comedienne, food porn addict, Amazonian hashtag warrior princess. 🎷

Burbs o' brotherly love

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@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

George Clinton and Pee-Funk #TakeABandToTheBathroom

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I’ll Tumbleweed For You #WildWestSongs

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Brothels in Arms #WildWestSongs

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@GenXtremist She’s one classy broad.

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An American teaching in Belgium wearing Canadian shoes! @Fluevog https://t.co/pg2wFsO4oC

An American teaching in Belgium wearing...

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@universalstand, wore my Avenir today with tights and funky shoes. I looked good! ❤️ (sorry, no pic)

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Antwerp greeted me with a lovely day! https://t.co/JKILcV83eb

Antwerp greeted me with a lovely day! ht...

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Greetings from Antwerp Belgium! 🇧🇪

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Boredom. #WeirdReasonsToThrowUp

@Will3K85 ⚡Mr. Brightside @Will3K85

Whew!! Tough game, great win!! 5-1 #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly https://t.co/V0chOP1Nau

Whew!! Tough game, great win!! 5-1 #Eagl...

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5-1! #FlyEaglesFly

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Have date. And zit. #FourWordEmergency

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#MySiblingsTaughtMe that parents don’t care *which* kid procreates, as long as one does. #HappyAunt

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My hair’s too big. #WhyIDontFitIn #CurlyGirlProblems #Humidity

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I don't blog often, but today I did. https://t.co/Vl7h9ds7EH

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#TrumpIQSongs https://t.co/mUwMh400Uk

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I Am the Cheesesteak #BooksThatAreTasty

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Looking for Mr. Goodbar #BooksThatAreTasty

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It's October 9th and I have yet to eat/drink anything pumpkin spice. #Rebel

@Editright Better Call Paul @Editright

@saxchik But it's the driving backwards that got you in trouble in the first place

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@Editright Ha! More than likely true!

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Rock, Paper Scissors, Nukes ... #UnlikelyWaysToDealWithNorthKorea

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#MyTrickIs saying the alphabet backwards. It's gotten me out of a few tickets in my lifetime.

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@and_read @themockedturtle Last week I played a trivia game hosted by Brad Rutter, the highest earning Jeopardy cha… https://t.co/Ws1rhoELhK

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#BewareOfPeopleWho are under 50 wearing Ramones t-shirts.

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@themockedturtle My husband and I could take him down. Between the two of us, we're a fierce Jeopardy player.

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@themockedturtle I get such joy out of answering questions he can't. Douchecanoe.

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@rexparker https://t.co/xjqW1egfju

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@NrouteHQ *looks up from BLT w. cheese and nods in agreement*

@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

31 years of diagnosed Crohn’s disease, 6 surgeries, tons of meds ... #ButImStillHere. Fat, happy, and showing my immune system who’s boss.

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