@Lauren Henry

Lauren Henry

Tweets by @saxchik

Music snob, improv comedienne, food porn addict, Amazonian hashtag warrior princess. 🎷

Burbs o' brotherly love

12,303 Tweets 1,347 Followers 1,363 Followings 8,297 Likes

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@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

The Spanish Inquisition #UnpopularPromThemes

@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

You’re a loud chewer. #WhyYouCantSitWithUsAtLunch

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@DamnUWillShortz Completely agree!

@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

Tonight we all curl counter clockwise ... https://t.co/j0FtsGtJGe

Tonight we all curl counter clockwise .....

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@Entenmanns Little Bytes #TechnologyTreats https://t.co/G2wEihxkaV

@Entenmanns Little Bytes 
#TechnologyTre...

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Eating brunch in town watching the many walks of shame parade by. #SignsYoureInMyHometown @WCUofPA https://t.co/b7KCivcMyc

Eating brunch in town watching the many...

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The concept of world peace. #BatshitCrazyIn5Words

@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

The ability to fall asleep, followed by 8 hours of uninterrupted, restful sleep. Wait ... maybe that could be my… https://t.co/DcD1224UYD

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Own a cat who will cuddle with me when *I* want him to. #RandomLifeGoals

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I’m so over salted caramel (unless it’s @eclat caramels).

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Hey @realScottWagner and @MangoforPA, all this mudslinging is making @GovernorTomWolf look REAL GOOD. Want me to e… https://t.co/OJFfwaO9uJ

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Was Tattoo’s fantasy to get inked all over? #StupidQuestionsAboutTVShows https://t.co/x2sENugPod

Was Tattoo’s fantasy to get inked all ov...

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#INeedAHighFiveFor cleaning the house for the cleaning lady.

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#SocialMediaFreaksMeOutWhen my husband and I have a discussion about bidets, then a bidet ad shows up on his FB newsfeed. #ASLFTW

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Come on, Winnie, Mama needs to drive out some demons ... #ThingsISayToMyCar

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@zvjezdanpatz One of the perks of working from home ... personal tiny desk concerts from local musician friends every Friday!

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@zvjezdanpatz Live from the cube farm!

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#IdLikeToBeRichEnoughTo persuade @ElvisCostello to have a beer with me. I'd buy.

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#IdLikeToBeRichEnoughTo buy up all the green space I can to keep America (or at least the part that I live in) beautiful.

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#IAlwaysMakeTimeFor tha FUNK! https://t.co/xhIg5mtI0u

@TheCakest Frosting 2020 @TheCakest

A well-balanced crossword diet. @NYTimesWordplay https://t.co/lRrxPPWm02

A well-balanced crossword diet. @NYTimes...

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Now I'm fat freeeeeee falling ... #LowCalorieLyrics

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Spanx God I'm a Country Boy #UnderwearRock

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What is Hipster? #UnderwearRock

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#MyBumperStickerSays DINKs FTW! https://t.co/ChcS6fxO2m

#MyBumperStickerSays DINKs FTW! https://...

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#YouSureHaveAPretty boot. https://t.co/wUSjJXjiNk

#YouSureHaveAPretty boot. https://t.co/w...

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@rexparker 59D. Blehhhhh.

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Take Me Out of the Ballgame #ChangeOneSongLetter

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The smell of baking bread is like a hug for your nose.

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Being angry at everything happening in the world is EXHAUSTING.

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