Lauren Henry
Tweets by @saxchik
Music snob, improv comedienne, food porn addict, Amazonian hashtag warrior princess. 🎷
Burbs o' brotherly love
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George Clinton and Pee-Funk #TakeABandToTheBathroom
I’ll Tumbleweed For You #WildWestSongs
Brothels in Arms #WildWestSongs
@GenXtremist She’s one classy broad.
An American teaching in Belgium wearing Canadian shoes! @Fluevog https://t.co/pg2wFsO4oC
@universalstand, wore my Avenir today with tights and funky shoes. I looked good! ❤️ (sorry, no pic)
Greetings from Antwerp Belgium! 🇧🇪
Whew!! Tough game, great win!! 5-1 #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly https://t.co/V0chOP1Nau
Have date. And zit. #FourWordEmergency
#MySiblingsTaughtMe that parents don’t care *which* kid procreates, as long as one does. #HappyAunt
My hair’s too big. #WhyIDontFitIn #CurlyGirlProblems #Humidity
I don't blog often, but today I did. https://t.co/Vl7h9ds7EH
#TrumpIQSongs https://t.co/mUwMh400Uk
I Am the Cheesesteak #BooksThatAreTasty
Looking for Mr. Goodbar #BooksThatAreTasty
It's October 9th and I have yet to eat/drink anything pumpkin spice. #Rebel
@saxchik But it's the driving backwards that got you in trouble in the first place
@Editright Ha! More than likely true!
Rock, Paper Scissors, Nukes ... #UnlikelyWaysToDealWithNorthKorea
#MyTrickIs saying the alphabet backwards. It's gotten me out of a few tickets in my lifetime.
@and_read @themockedturtle Last week I played a trivia game hosted by Brad Rutter, the highest earning Jeopardy cha… https://t.co/Ws1rhoELhK
#BewareOfPeopleWho are under 50 wearing Ramones t-shirts.
@themockedturtle My husband and I could take him down. Between the two of us, we're a fierce Jeopardy player.
@themockedturtle I get such joy out of answering questions he can't. Douchecanoe.
@rexparker https://t.co/xjqW1egfju
@NrouteHQ *looks up from BLT w. cheese and nods in agreement*
31 years of diagnosed Crohn’s disease, 6 surgeries, tons of meds ... #ButImStillHere. Fat, happy, and showing my immune system who’s boss.