@Lauren Henry

Lauren Henry

Tweets by @saxchik

Music snob, improv comedienne, food porn addict, Amazonian hashtag warrior princess. 🎷

Burbs o' brotherly love

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@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

@AdoptaPetcom @Pixie_Tooth Getting a new baby tonight!

@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

#YouKnowYouveMadeAFriendWhen they ask you to marry them. @Cheninb @ChurchOfBacon #Officiant https://t.co/Uf2lRYkyWe

#YouKnowYouveMadeAFriendWhen they ask yo...

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With me cursing out the Friday NYTs crossword puzzle. #HowTheDayEnded

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#IfYouSmell Nair hair remover, you may be near Newark Airport.

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@DamnUWillShortz Took me a long time. Been a while since I was that challenged.

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This morning in Twitter synchronicity ... https://t.co/jICCjyFilf

This morning in Twitter synchronicity .....

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#MusicTaughtMe if I follow my love of it, it will lead me to friends and soulmates. @Cheninb17 @someToast… https://t.co/1orSxOWJLS

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Going to meet a potential pack member tomorrow. Love new dog smell. #RescueDogs

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It's been said, when you whiten your teeth, they shouldn't be whiter than the whites of your eyes. Good thing I'm jaundice.

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My @MINI #MakesMyWorldGoAround AND it gets me around the world. https://t.co/Ase0HFUr9v

My @MINI #MakesMyWorldGoAround AND it ge...

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@petfinder and @AdoptaPetcom ... it’s like @Tinder for faithful married people with fenced in backyards.

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The Hills Have Apologies #MakeMoviesSorry

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Today in Twitter timeline synchronicity. https://t.co/1jq0BU0yER

Today in Twitter timeline synchronicity....

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The Brave Little Toaster Strudel #PixarFood

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@someToast My anal-retentiveness loves that!

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@someToast @MadamSecretary It is not a tumah.

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Dishwasher loading schematics. #TrainingYourPartner101 https://t.co/xKPkB0C3Cz

Dishwasher loading schematics. 
#Trainin...

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Uviola #MusicalBodyParts

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#IGetAHeadacheWhen the barometric pressure changes. I have one right now.

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@EvolvedGuppy Depends on how you want to die.

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@aaronh @someToast @Edubya Complete coincidence.

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@aaronh @someToast @Edubya So, my Twitter ID (675513) is the same six numbers as my Worldwide ID for my job. Freaky.

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The Plagues #BandsThatAreSick https://t.co/ApCmC07Z0g

The Plagues 
#BandsThatAreSick https://t...

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The Beach Boils #BandsThatAreSick

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@someToast @Edubya Sorry, my date is the 21st. I knew it was sometime around now.

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@Edubya @someToast was my Twitter pimp. :)

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@Edubya Me, too!

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The Last Quartz #GeologySchmovies

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#LivingWithDepressionIs a seasonal thing for me. On the plus side, it saves me money because I don't want to do anything or go anywhere.

@saxchik Lauren Henry @saxchik

Elvis Costello and the Repulsions #OppositeABand

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