I AM THE DRAGON BREATHING FIRE
New York, USA
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A follow up. It's a fire manicure y'all https://t.co/YUsmutMwy5
I was that bitch today in class who tallied how many "likes" a girl said in her presentation. 125 times!!!
Thinking about how much of a bitch I was in grade school. That's all I wanna say about that.
Cannot believe i am this hungover at 11 pm im so done fuck everything especially that asshole viking that hurt Aaaron
started my day hungover and im ending it oddly hungover SHOULD I JUST DRINK MORE???
I started drinking again
why do hangovers happen
Shouts out to the Trader Joe's at City Point y'all are the real ones I might move in
If you're a horrible white person, you'll age like day-Old guacamole; look at Stephen Miller:… https://t.co/up7OkgZncq
We got a new black employee 2 months ago and I was just confused w her for the 1st time today! It took longer than normal so progress ??
I was def drunk when I tweeted this but update: it wasn't that green
I just ate so much spinach my poop is about to be real green
Cannot believe my black ass is about to be at spelman for homecoming in two weeks
Hello fall trends but more like goodbye to ever having to see that stupid summer trend of the shirts with the holes in the shoulders
I'm getting to that point in my life where my initial reaction to my future is gagging how about you
me looking up my child's birth chart immediately after giving birth https://t.co/z8jmAqNDYo
I just read Paris Hilton's entire Wikipedia page how's your day
Do you think if he wears cargo pants he a hotep nigga?
My period hasn't synced up with the full moon since 3 months ago but NOW WE OUT HERE happy to be in sync with Gaia again 👯👯
Gameday update #3: a whole entire city is happy bc of football how sweet
Gameday Update #2: I would still prefer to be reading rn
Observation #1 of Gameday: DO YALL REALLY WAKE UP THIS EARLY ONNA SATURDAY ? https://t.co/EdgFNpxuaQ
Every time I see a Chicagoan smile I wanna be like WHATCHU SMILIN FOR
I know it's douchey for me to say but nothing makes me feel more like a New Yorker than being in Chicago