@RowanBuchanan-Brown

RowanBuchanan-Brown

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Dark fantasy writer, believer in the paranormal, ghosts, and Christian, in doing so I am attempting to change the world for better or worse.

Controlling the Machine.

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@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

There's a movie series of #RobotWars, its called #Transformers

@Lalnation swimming tablets @Lalnation

What do you mean you never want to speak to me again

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

@Lalnation anywhere in the States, really, one of them said to my brother that they don't have villages in the USA

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

Little Miss Sunshine: "It's OK to be fat, if that's what you want. It's OK to be thin, its OK to be a serial killer if that's what you want"

@Destruction969 STEEL™ @Destruction969

I went to check my balance at the ATM and instead of issuing me a receipt, it spit out a coupon for Ramen Noodles Well played.

@OctopusCaveman Octopus/Caveman @OctopusCaveman

I just saw the grossest tits I’ve ever seen in my life. They were horrible, saggy, sacks of fat. I’m taking that mirror out of my bathroom.

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

@Lalnation passport officials are stunned that we in England still have villages.

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What Justin Bieber doesn't know about town planning regulations (England and Wales - 1975-83) isn't worth knowing, imo.

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

Plot twist: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are just Kappa.

@P_o_n_k Ponkin Spice @P_o_n_k

ME: *answering phone* hey babe HIM: Sir, flattery won't reduce the overdue late fees on Schindler's List or the Lego Movie

@MonaPrivatePage 🌹Mona @MonaPrivatePage

Messy hair..loose grey sweatshirt sinking under large red blanket..small teddy bear..mouth filled with at least 4 bonbons..serious look SUP

@Blooming_words Haunted Bloom🎃 @Blooming_words

Autumn glow https://t.co/RoZ4FfIilJ

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@JustDontBugMe ՏɦɛʍíɠհԵɧɑѵҽ™ @JustDontBugMe

Me: I feel so lonely. Beer: Hold me.

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

#FakePunkFacts "Welcome to the Mosh Pit, you zombie-hunting sleaze!"

@MavenofHonor maven of horror @MavenofHonor

New Year's Resolutions • Don't clone ANY dinosaurs • Finish that 5-lb gummy bear • Toil in obscurity (ongoing) • Stay focused • Bread • Milk

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

[Enters the American Werewolf in London pub] [The all turn to look at me] ME: Didn't you learn NOT TO STARE? [Shoots them dead, leaves]

@Favstar_Bot Favstar Bot 😍 @Favstar_Bot

@TheAlexNevil 100 ❤️s! Your tweet has been liked by 100 people. https://t.co/ol62v6q4OV https://t.co/bctKC2PAoR

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

#ThingsIdOnlyAdmitUnderOath That I stole Donald Trump's Babe Ruths at 9 am in the White House.

@colormyfeel ㅤ aesthetics @colormyfeel

the girl that didn't stopped dreaming https://t.co/LHaJD6h5Qo

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@Not_DeeAnn Rebel Elle Boo! @Not_DeeAnn

We’re all just looking for something to ease the pain

@SteveKoehler22 A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22

Imagine the conversations between the fly on the wall and the elephant in the room after everyone leaves.

@lyhrnndz_ 🦄 @lyhrnndz_

@Raine4ver Awwww @bernydeyt

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How to care for a sad person https://t.co/3Len6cbnEd

How to care for a sad person https://t.c...

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

NO CHEESE!?!?!!?!?!?!😱😱

@JennVoix Red Candy Apple Jenn @JennVoix

Hope in a photo. https://t.co/SplpTDYEMX

@Lalnation swimming tablets @Lalnation

Me retweeting you is the least of your problems.

@Blooming_words Haunted Bloom🎃 @Blooming_words

She said despair was a nice place to visit from time to time, but she'd never want to live there.

@rowanbuchananb RowanBuchanan-Brown @rowanbuchananb

Everything is but an illusion Even we are an illusion That cup of coffee is an illusion Our bodies are an illusion Fuzzy bears are illusion

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