Dark fantasy writer, believer in the paranormal, ghosts, and Christian, in doing so I am attempting to change the world for better or worse.
Controlling the Machine.
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What do you mean you never want to speak to me again
Little Miss Sunshine: "It's OK to be fat, if that's what you want. It's OK to be thin, its OK to be a serial killer if that's what you want"
I went to check my balance at the ATM and instead of issuing me a receipt, it spit out a coupon for Ramen Noodles Well played.
I just saw the grossest tits I’ve ever seen in my life. They were horrible, saggy, sacks of fat. I’m taking that mirror out of my bathroom.
What Justin Bieber doesn't know about town planning regulations (England and Wales - 1975-83) isn't worth knowing, imo.
Plot twist: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are just Kappa.
ME: *answering phone* hey babe HIM: Sir, flattery won't reduce the overdue late fees on Schindler's List or the Lego Movie
Messy hair..loose grey sweatshirt sinking under large red blanket..small teddy bear..mouth filled with at least 4 bonbons..serious look SUP
Autumn glow https://t.co/RoZ4FfIilJ
Me: I feel so lonely. Beer: Hold me.
New Year's Resolutions • Don't clone ANY dinosaurs • Finish that 5-lb gummy bear • Toil in obscurity (ongoing) • Stay focused • Bread • Milk
[Enters the American Werewolf in London pub] [The all turn to look at me] ME: Didn't you learn NOT TO STARE? [Shoots them dead, leaves]
the girl that didn't stopped dreaming https://t.co/LHaJD6h5Qo
Real Turkish delight from Turkey you https://t.co/NIP34nkWHT
Beautiful Turkish delight from Turkey https://t.co/F5cYFlcTOD
We’re all just looking for something to ease the pain
Imagine the conversations between the fly on the wall and the elephant in the room after everyone leaves.
How to care for a sad person https://t.co/3Len6cbnEd
Hope in a photo. https://t.co/SplpTDYEMX
Me retweeting you is the least of your problems.
She said despair was a nice place to visit from time to time, but she'd never want to live there.
Everything is but an illusion Even we are an illusion That cup of coffee is an illusion Our bodies are an illusion Fuzzy bears are illusion