Actor, best-selling author, producer. Happy husband and father of two great young men.
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The one thing being a parent has taught me is that you’ll never get a good meal in an aquarium.
Old guys rule! https://t.co/8hOd9MrkA5
The last photo of Hachik??, the dog who waited for his master's return each day for 9 years until he too passed awa… https://t.co/mFXkn0iXqx
Maybe my favorite TV sequence I’ve ever been a part of. https://t.co/wWYekGWFBT
He has. https://t.co/YTgOJfI7tf
Let me translate this chart for any pitchers out there who may not be visual learners: You're screwed.… https://t.co/37JaKSijzp
Chris Traeger, the City Manager on "Parks and Recreation," says the word "literally" 39 times throughout the span of the show.
Shaun White for America!!!!!!!!
Alligator tears apart truck https://t.co/wcS4VJx3fx
Final run today. Now, back to work! https://t.co/uDWps7YBOV
"And I want to be on a boat with a blonde bikini babe in the intro every week." "I'm not sure people are gonna buy… https://t.co/Q3Se4nFgV1
People can say whatever they want, but after Yu Darvish’s performance in game 7 of the World Series, I knew he woul… https://t.co/EctleXlJgu
The Virgin Mary and the Baby Jesus. https://t.co/piwkUHCNkf
This is ALL about the culture of the “one-and-done” era. https://t.co/oYralQWiCz
When did the NBA become such a soap opera? Was it always this way, and I just didn’t notice?
Stop everything you are doing and read this NOW. The irreplaceable genius is speaking. And giving NO f**cks. https://t.co/ogH1L8Fka1
View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth. https://t.co/QljN2VnL1O
Falcon Heavy looks beautiful going supersonic https://t.co/m0NeswinwM https://t.co/BedkeByzAf
Security guard playing better defense on Kevin Hart than either team did in the game: https://t.co/Stj85U87co