I'm a professional geek and the queen of sass. If it's unclear whether or not I'm being sarcastic, assume the answer is yes. I really love music.
Everywhere and Nowhere
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I don't have to answer to you. It's a great excuse. The people love me. https://t.co/CLSWYModod
@bagginator, on a scale of 1 to 10 how many people do you think bought this excuse? https://t.co/ppVLQHcUc6
The best part about living on the west coast is if you’re not feeling like staying up til midnight you can say “wel… https://t.co/WkmM95JRJ8
I’m still clinging on to the festive season. Might start a petition for Christmas to continue through to March.
I'm always surprised at how good nachos are.
Not at the doctor's office. Yay! https://t.co/jca4NLeSQ5
You know, sometimes I have this brief delusion that the internet was a fully functioning thing before… https://t.co/1yKLPxDbXl
Every year, thousands of trees die to produce paper for final exams. Save the trees. Just say NO to exams!
Ah a cliche liberal being horrible. Imagine my shock. https://t.co/76EEuZQuvk
Cereal is part of a balanced breakfast, brunch, lunch, afternoon snack, linner, dinner, late night snack...
PLEASE RETWEET!! MY CLASS NEEDS 4000 retweets so we won’t take the FINAL!!! https://t.co/Y35cwS73Ip