@Boss Man

Boss Man

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If you’re reading this, then I should have put more effort into my bio. I really didn’t think anyone was paying attention.

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@jwbutta MeltLikeButta @jwbutta

Acme Products was the original name for Amazon. #FakeCartoonFacts https://t.co/QlkT39f0lI

Acme Products was the original name for...

@TheGnurb The Gnurb☠ @TheGnurb

#FakeCartoonFacts. Dexter's laboratory got closed down when he was busted for making meth in it.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

Defying the laws of nature #IsMySignatureMove https://t.co/wmA4eYUlZX

Defying the laws of nature #IsMySignatur...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#IThinkICouldGetAwayWith sleeping in tomorrow. https://t.co/3NaTMvg0T7

#IThinkICouldGetAwayWith sleeping in tom...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#IThinkICouldGetAwayWith tweeting right now.

@DunnsCap Nathan Dunn @DunnsCap

The Odd Couple #MoviesForWhenYouJustCantEven

@Flattliner FLATTLINER @Flattliner

I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed.

@landpsychology Land of cuteness @landpsychology

If you're feeling sad just smile https://t.co/zDAC6e6jrd

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@MasterJediMara Mara Jade Skywalker @MasterJediMara

@RealManInCharge https://t.co/dqazLxCPxr

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#DeadpoolSideJobs Painter https://t.co/9tQ4JFNHSY

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#DeadpoolSideJobs Zamboni driver https://t.co/dEexwOps51

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#WordLimitsIn3Words This is meta

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

@toandfro1979 No, he’s always been a bit in them.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

Coworker tried calling out this morning, said he fractured his motivation. Unfortunately that’s not covered by workman’s comp.

@rocking_d_robin Robin --home or bust. @rocking_d_robin

#ImSoCloseToHaving a summer bod.... . . . Just kidding because pizza and chocolate and ice cream and well yeah foo… https://t.co/Z7uCQ4k0wl

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#ImANightOwlBecause I just am. https://t.co/LCLIRTjAIw

#ImANightOwlBecause I just am. https://t...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

@SCHOENAMYYY https://t.co/1oWu1vqhMo

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#ITestedPositiveFor something you need to try. https://t.co/gqSidMKPyv

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#ITestedPositiveFor the at home pregnancy test, which is weird cause like..... I’m a guy.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#IGotSoHighI have no idea how I got here. https://t.co/0nZ61PlUka

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#TakeActionOutOfActionFilms Batman vs Superman: Yawn of Just Us

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#TakeActionOutOfActionFilms Logan’s Run for City Council

@_youhadonejob1 You Had One Job @_youhadonejob1

Maybe because it’s a landline. https://t.co/g6hH7NmI5V

Maybe because it’s a landline. https://t...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#TakeActionOutOfActionFilms Tomb Occupier https://t.co/ACrkJAUguL

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@chellemybell22 ƇαƖƖισρєMσση @chellemybell22

#TakeActionOutOfActionFilms Lazy Ass https://t.co/ciqNmuGpZP

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#TakeActionOutOfActionFilms The Averagers

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