@Boss Man

Boss Man

Tweets by @realmanincharge

A dash of irony, a pinch of hyperbole, slightly thoughtful, occasionally pedantic, but with a refreshingly sarcastic aftertaste.

7,754 Tweets 626 Followers 424 Followings 18,996 Likes

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@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#BadReasonsToGetMarried Can’t afford all the matching dishes you want for your apartment so you thought you could p… https://t.co/Dapm8kav73

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#BadReasonsToGetMarried Looking for an excuse to wear that awesome dress you got from your grandmother.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

Your rapist doesn’t want you to get an abortion and you don’t want to be a teenage single mom. #BadReasonsToGetMarried

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

One of my workers just sent me this 👇 I had to tell him he wasn’t getting out of work that easily. https://t.co/MqEnJXe9mV

One of my workers just sent me this 👇 I...

@RubySojourner Ruby Sojourner ❤️ @RubySojourner

#IfYouSmell Pheromones, it's me

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#IfYouSmell gas, get out first and tweet about it later. https://t.co/9rcaBATY0x

#IfYouSmell gas, get out first and tweet...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#IfYouSmell chloroform, you’re not the only one. https://t.co/huVcQlckvU

#IfYouSmell chloroform, you’re not the o...

@DonnaMLanglais Bella Donna 🍷 @DonnaMLanglais

And the FF award this weeks goes to these wonderful Tweeps! @GretelSugar @SheaBrowning @CoolChris_007 @n_doeloc… https://t.co/GBb6LA8gsq

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#AdviceForYourTC Get out of my dreams and into my car.

@landpsychology Land of cuteness @landpsychology

Pug Pup Loaf of Bread Pup https://t.co/wDtA7FxBbG

Pug Pup Loaf of Bread Pup https://t.co/w...

@laughingskull59 ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ @laughingskull59

#YouKnowYouveMadeAFriendWhen You can talk for hours and they still remained interested...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

@leannuh_renay Wait.... you mean to tell me after giving huge tax cuts to the rich the government can’t find money… https://t.co/S6mf8IUgiz

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#YouKnowYouveMadeAFriendWhen they can tell when you need a hug. https://t.co/NPSWBeZNow

#YouKnowYouveMadeAFriendWhen
they can te...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

A friend in need is a friend indeed #YouKnowYouveMadeAFriendWhen they indeed you the most.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

Pretty sure this qualifies as #WhatNotToDoAtTheDentistOffice https://t.co/IsdJcYvkAO

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

@XeroToulouse So I’m just supposed to sit in the dentist chair with an unattended boner? I think that’d just make t… https://t.co/8MHjE3NL1E

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

@XeroToulouse OH COME ON.... What else am I supposed to do in the waiting room?

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#WhatNotToDoAtTheDentistOffice Ask the other patients if they’ve also been eating Tide Pods like he recommended.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#WhatNotToDoAtTheDentistOffice Tell him about the affair you had with his wife.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

Projectile vomit 🤮 #WhatNotToDoAtTheDentistOffice https://t.co/kuASmCmCEO

Projectile vomit 🤮 
 #WhatNotToDoAtTheDe...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#WhatNotToDoAtTheDentistOffice Eat raw onions in the waiting room.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

@RacerX393 I disagree.. this one suits her. https://t.co/MjjK4Xw8mA

@RacerX393 I disagree.. this one suits h...

@chellemybell22 ƇαƖƖισρєMσση @chellemybell22

@nickkroll Saturday is my good friend @tmscarborough bday. I'm trying to score cool friend points & im too cheap to… https://t.co/GXiWI8QBkB

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#ChangeAWordRuinABook Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alderaan https://t.co/aMoN4K821X

#ChangeAWordRuinABook
Harry Potter and t...

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#ChangeAWordRuinABook Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Scone

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

#IRememberWhenYouCould use the restroom without half the stalls being taken up by people using twitter or heroin.

@realmanincharge Boss Man @realmanincharge

@markglenndavie4 https://t.co/yR2KujGvRD

@markglenndavie4  https://t.co/yR2KujGvR...

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