If you’re reading this, then I should have put more effort into my bio. I really didn’t think anyone was paying attention.
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I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed.
If you're feeling sad just smile https://t.co/zDAC6e6jrd
Coworker tried calling out this morning, said he fractured his motivation. Unfortunately that’s not covered by workman’s comp.
Maybe because it’s a landline. https://t.co/g6hH7NmI5V