@Rachel C-L

Rachel C-L

Tweets by @rcollinslister

Stand-up comedian, writer, Yorkshirewoman, hemiplegic since birth.

3,917 Tweets 971 Followers 2,071 Followings 5,035 Likes

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@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

Sadly I can't be there today but I hope we get a much-needed away win. #MonEhJags #wearethistle https://t.co/Ia3T9O3rah

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

It's a tough decision because all four of these creatures have damaged the NHS. https://t.co/xEzN4KK6YJ

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

We're not an option in the poll though. #patrickthistle https://t.co/cIhir3pK4C

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

I've entered this competition. #Kingsley https://t.co/c6pl9jw1YC

@Jagstwit Jagstwit @Jagstwit

Favourite pose? RT for Squiddy, Fav for Sammon. https://t.co/O5At0WKVKn

Favourite pose? 

RT for Squiddy, Fav fo...

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

@MarcJWallace We swapped losing for winning. #wearethistle #RIPCheggers

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

Scumbag loses #NoMoore Maybot loses #smoothandorderly #BrexitShambles Well lose and our angel scores #wearethistle

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

@sainsburys Sprouts are one of the few vegetables I don't like.

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

I've got the Crimbo edition of @whatsontvuk and, unusually for me, haven't started the puzzles yet. Scorsese's Hugo… https://t.co/AU97Pn0YQ4

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

To the #bully or #bullies who threw poo at my flat last night. I'm so so so sorry that the #hemiplegia I've had sin… https://t.co/5Qhj0EGP6j

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

@JesusTweetsYou Are you aware of @redwards_17 ? He looks so much like you. #wearethistle

@NHSOrganDonor NHS Organ Donation💗 @NHSOrganDonor

Still thinking about signing up as an organ donor? It only takes two minutes… https://t.co/r3IHKu5Jqk

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

Thanks to @BBCEarth, Sir David Attenborough and all involved for #BluePlanet2 A fabulous series.

@peta2 peta2 @peta2

Animals are individuals. They deserve to be treated as such 💙 https://t.co/810lhY2aW6

Animals are individuals. They deserve to...

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

#2018PredictionsIn5Words Tam Cerny will make saves #wearethistle

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

#2018PredictionsIn5Words Kris Doolan will score goals #wearethistle

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

@JEmploymentLaw @ThistleTweet We certainly need it! #MonEhJags

@CatsProtection Cats Protection @CatsProtection

Poor Ross was diagnosed with a heart condition. Thankfully, with medication, he should have a healthy Christmas. Lo… https://t.co/OFRa14mVj1

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

Gutted that I was unable to go to @ThistleTweet 's calendar signing / kissing Ryan Edwards under mistletoe / weans'… https://t.co/8pbpRiUqzC

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

One of my tweets has made this list. https://t.co/63ibCAs0VZ

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

Madam Haventgotone Oven https://t.co/XHKy6PY2Mx

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

#MakeAMiserableFilm Tory Story

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

I've entered this competition. #basketball https://t.co/3yg5wimtth

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

@ptfcarchives Our current no.19 is so so so pretty. #aussieangel #MonEhJags

@proudjags Proud Jags @proudjags

Welcome to all the folk following the Proud Jags twitter account. Have a look at the new Webpage… https://t.co/hEG1eypjlZ

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

Gerry Birtton? And isn't our next game at Killie? @StParticksDay https://t.co/JSKdOrOne6

@coosday Coosday @coosday

Its not fair ... just because i am wee, nobody has retweeded me on social beefia 😞 #Coosday 🐮 https://t.co/fdhoXsOBNg

Its not fair ... just because i am wee,...

@rcollinslister Rachel C-L @rcollinslister

This is a good idea. I've eaten houmous past its best before date a few times and suffered no ill effects.… https://t.co/N0pg8oBxf9

@lostteddybear Lost Teddy Bear @lostteddybear

Lost: Lost much loved doggy around Middleton Bognor... | Bognor regis | https://t.co/UdwOzRlZwn #LostTeddy https://t.co/OB3hJ2I4gp

Lost: Lost much loved doggy around Middl...

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