@Paul Bishop

Paul Bishop

Tweets by @paulpjb

Snap taker. Word tailor. Do it later. You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is emotionally repressed

Devon, UK

57,974 Tweets 4,248 Followers 4,726 Followings 8,040 Likes

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@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@qikipedia The jaded face of a cat who see's humans everyday wearing dog collars.

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@notDcfcBoss Be careful out there Have care with your hair Not where health and safety stops You try walking in burning flip-flops

@notDcfcBoss Balderdashing through the sloe @notDcfcBoss

She lit a cigarette, both hands behind her back Thought she was burning in her favourite hat Incineration, can sing… https://t.co/Frh7oH4SsU

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@kellydanceclub @GuidoFawkes Well he's good for somethink. Oh. And free lunches at the Ivy.

@PaigntonPoet The Paignton Poet @PaigntonPoet

If you love Christmas and Border terriers, who doesn't, you have to check out Rufus' rendition of 'Christmas Beach… https://t.co/72h88ajCws

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

The Great Statesman has spoken: Inherited & married money. Hedge Fund 'Manager'. Playing with other people's money… https://t.co/e4rUWtcaAH

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

Ovid was exiled for this: Let us all gather and discuss Glories of our Emperor Augustus He walks funny Mates like… https://t.co/Vm7V7qk5f6

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@Telegraph Ovid was exiled for this: Let us all gather and discuss Glories of our Emperor Augustus He walks funny… https://t.co/JPybx9kr8c

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@guardian A plastic comb?

@R3TheVerb The Verb @R3TheVerb

‘It turns out you are a first impression’ Jorie Graham with her poem ‘Deep Water Trawling’ on @r3theverb https://t.co/UoG4u7cId0

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@lookinsurprised @DailyMailUK Why?

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@BBCPolitics Us? No. He means Me me me me me me.

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

Sleigh bells ring Are you listening In the lane Snow is glistening A beautiful sight, We're happy tonight Living in… https://t.co/oESGqfEf2H

@GaryHolpin Gary H Photography @GaryHolpin

Today's #dailyphoto - some #blackandwhite lake reflections at #Stover Country Park #Devon #blackandwhitephotography… https://t.co/GX7z1AoJzw

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@lookinsurprised @DailyMailUK Your shift key's broke. Go and ask an adult to help you fix the problem.

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@qikipedia Ooh. I rather like that.

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@DailyMailUK Who?

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@andrealeadsom Are you going to get your fellow Tory MP's to boycott newspapers that have used lynch mob tatics til… https://t.co/dK9ZzimoNQ

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

Lets list the experience & positions of responsibility held by Great Statesman Jacob Rees-Mogg so we can see why we… https://t.co/lSkbFe6PHy

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@BBCNewsnight @Jacob_Rees_Mogg The Great Statesman lecturing us from his study. Lets list his achievements & positi… https://t.co/nHr6PYb55c

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#CheerAFilmUp Ken Doddrophenia

@sarahwollaston Sarah Wollaston @sarahwollaston

Are you proud @DailyMailUK ? I’ve also been deluged by the traitors & hanging vibe. Time to get a grip & a sense of… https://t.co/q8pmJIKmRq

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

No. No one on remain side has said referendum result was illusory. They've said there should be a vote when things… https://t.co/REnxu8Vf8J

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@Digbylj No. No one on remain side has said referendum result was illusory. They've said there should be a vote wh… https://t.co/K2hFQFseLj

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@SkyNews I thought it was a private ceremony. I suppose the Daily Mail has another idea about that. As usual.

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@TheMonk1576 @GuidoFawkes Qualified news journalist's usually work for local papers. A lot on big papers are Eng. l… https://t.co/wq5chutK4Z

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@Sir_Roxat @theresa_may And a Farage lying on LBC.

@paulpjb Paul Bishop @paulpjb

@TheMonk1576 @GuidoFawkes A lot of people don't trust what they see or hear these days. But that can be turned on i… https://t.co/pqbsinNgFA

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@Sir_Roxat @theresa_may Don't have to go that far. Sand in his haemorrhoid cream. Deep Heat sprayed on his denture… https://t.co/nlSwRUVZhJ

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