@Patrick Avenell

Patrick Avenell

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I like to sing along. Very stable genius. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. patrickavenell@gmail.com

Sydney, New South Wales

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@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

Anyone who doesn’t believe in the patriarchy needs to hit up a music festival at 4pm and compare the women’s toilet… https://t.co/0Mt155x2SL

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

The terminal flaw with the ‘good guy with a gun’ argument is that good guys never want to shoot another person.

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

@Reunewal @YankeeGunner Kallstrom scored a cracking pen v Wigan - my only big day out at Wembley - so I worry peopl… https://t.co/5uIBjP69gz

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

If you’re going to Sydney City Limits and you want to meet the man behind this Twitter account, I’m wearing $10 sun… https://t.co/I0oAt0I8bQ

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For Sydney City Limits... https://t.co/7Kxmw7TUjv

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I am going to blow everyone away with my knowledge of Vance Joy new album lyrics today at Sydney City Limits!

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

Twenty years ago I got my first job working at Domino's Neutral Bay (which was actually in Cremorne) and I spent a… https://t.co/1HUfa0ivFo

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Arsenal will beat Man City tomorrow night. It won’t be pretty; probably involve some unusual tactical execution tha… https://t.co/GXvSDxrOTv

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I nominate Robert Mueller for all five Nobel Prizes and the pseudo Nobel for Economics.

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@the_red_heifer thanks buddy!

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@sleemol jeez you read that quickly!

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@sleemol https://t.co/lNYYxnLnFQ

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

All the CD singles I got in 1998 https://t.co/lNYYxnLnFQ

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Sat up in bed reading this gem! I love him so much! https://t.co/xnP97AcBCU

Sat up in bed reading this gem! I love h...

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Barnaby Joyce https://t.co/2unqFK2WtE

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I have some serious issues with this crossword. First off, the NB doesn't make clear that the vast majority of gree… https://t.co/ufxcGsd2er

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You’re so money and you don’t even know it... https://t.co/VZoJGeEgYF

You’re so money and you don’t even know...

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

Updated my Single-Tweet Reviews of Films in 2018 to include Game Night (+ Black Panther + lotsa Oscar bait) https://t.co/H74AemQPIX

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Bingo! Checkmate! The Nuts! Game Night is a jaw-hurtin LOL fest from first roll of the dice to last play of the til… https://t.co/XSop6GerRW

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Re his extraordinary op/ed in today's Oz, my thread on Tony Abbott... https://t.co/9BLW4zaXF2

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

@Hexinho @YankeeGunner I am aware that the narrative dictates it is famously bad but I also have vivid memories of… https://t.co/w6l3YuTJaG

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Just getting you two together... @Barnaby_Joyce + @TheNational

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@peterwells I've not had a wink of sleep

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More like Barna-bye am I right?

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

The current crop of MPs are the last bunch elected before the 24 hour news cycle and social media milieu started do… https://t.co/nIofyZ8gK3

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@YankeeGunner Arsenal play to the level of their opponents, and at a more granular level, the players tend to play… https://t.co/pcQKTyxe51

@patrickavenell Patrick Avenell @patrickavenell

I 💕 the new Vance album, especially the 45-minute runtime!

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Fortunes by Jewel https://t.co/0xKuQ5oDU3

Fortunes by Jewel https://t.co/0xKuQ5oDU...

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Tony Abbott. The nation has a burning appetency for your absqualation from public life. Enjoy your pension, run you… https://t.co/qYdNfX8Dhz

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