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Patrick πŸ‘» Avenell

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Reader of books, watcher of films, doer of crosswords. Hottest 100 expert. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. patrickavenell@gmail.com

Sydney, New South Wales

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I like to think of soy milk as fake moos.

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My favourite Russian film is Speed. Fast and the Furious is good too.

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Warm is the best nonsense adjective for music.

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There is a song on Gang of Youths' new LP Go Farther In Lightness called Achilles Come Down and it is a devastating triumph.

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Updated my Single-Tweet Reviews of Films in 2017 to include Logan Lucky (+ Wind River) https://t.co/ujBrVsF6RW

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I have a lot of respect for Everything Everything's new album only having eleven eleven tracks.

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Come on Arsenal! Let's get the W!

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Remember when we led 3-0? Those were the days.

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Archeologised this outta dusty shelving for a rare car trip... https://t.co/J4Yn1Lybps

Archeologised this outta dusty shelving...

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Things getting serious https://t.co/QeBB1ypZ5H

Things getting serious https://t.co/QeBB...

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FYI Miles's new track Younger Now is superfly and the video is good too https://t.co/egVuinztqG

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Maybe Trump will look directly at the eclipse and be incinerated a la Raiders of the Lost Ark?

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Lackadaisical loser larceny looms large, lowlife limey levity lingers, leftfield litigation lurks, leaving love luxuriating: Logan Lucky.

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@mavsmum I am teaching a course the next three Tuesdays - come along! https://t.co/rDmi62ciwU

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As Australia's premier clairvoyant I am satisfied with my performance here... https://t.co/8JvjxxPPGG

As Australia's premier clairvoyant I am...

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A fun and uplifting thing to do this arvo is check you're on the electral roll and eligible to vote. https://t.co/QFXylXrZmm

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This has been troubling me since April 1999.

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Heathclif is a mononym but when Catherine imagines them married, she goes by Catherine Heathcliff, so his name is Heathcliff Heathcliff?

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@maximillian_ is that you Mr Linton?

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@THE_REAL_BIGJEZ Classic Jem! Always with the first hit up!

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Ranking of Bronte Sisters' literary talent: Emily Charlotte Anne

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In Trump's defence, England beat Scotland in all those wars and yet I still see Ronald McDonald statues everywhere.

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Outstanding post by @davidmackau showcases the best of Buzzfeed journalism, from my good chums at Buzzfeed https://t.co/puwW2XMs6h

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Here are some funky poetry terms I wrote on my coffee cup. Great for technical use or adapt them for clever prosaic… https://t.co/iG82irF7p4

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My new fave NYer cartoon... https://t.co/IE28a3ILtV

My new fave NYer cartoon... https://t.co...

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Srlsy red delicious you need to lift your game or I'm agonna have to downgrade you from apple to pear.

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I thoroughly enjoed Winston Surfshirt's cover of 21 Questions by 50 Cent & Nate Dogg, an Australian #4 hit from 2003.

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did I mention Obama? there should be statues of Obama.

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