Reader of books, watcher of films, doer of crosswords. Hottest 100 expert. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. firstname.lastname@example.org
Sydney, New South Wales
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I like to think of soy milk as fake moos.
My favourite Russian film is Speed. Fast and the Furious is good too.
Warm is the best nonsense adjective for music.
There is a song on Gang of Youths' new LP Go Farther In Lightness called Achilles Come Down and it is a devastating triumph.
Updated my Single-Tweet Reviews of Films in 2017 to include Logan Lucky (+ Wind River) https://t.co/ujBrVsF6RW
I have a lot of respect for Everything Everything's new album only having eleven eleven tracks.
Come on Arsenal! Let's get the W!
Remember when we led 3-0? Those were the days.
Archeologised this outta dusty shelving for a rare car trip... https://t.co/J4Yn1Lybps
Things getting serious https://t.co/QeBB1ypZ5H
FYI Miles's new track Younger Now is superfly and the video is good too https://t.co/egVuinztqG
Maybe Trump will look directly at the eclipse and be incinerated a la Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Lackadaisical loser larceny looms large, lowlife limey levity lingers, leftfield litigation lurks, leaving love luxuriating: Logan Lucky.
As Australia's premier clairvoyant I am satisfied with my performance here... https://t.co/8JvjxxPPGG
A fun and uplifting thing to do this arvo is check you're on the electral roll and eligible to vote. https://t.co/QFXylXrZmm
This has been troubling me since April 1999.
Heathclif is a mononym but when Catherine imagines them married, she goes by Catherine Heathcliff, so his name is Heathcliff Heathcliff?
Ranking of Bronte Sisters' literary talent: Emily Charlotte Anne
In Trump's defence, England beat Scotland in all those wars and yet I still see Ronald McDonald statues everywhere.
Here are some funky poetry terms I wrote on my coffee cup. Great for technical use or adapt them for clever prosaic… https://t.co/iG82irF7p4
My new fave NYer cartoon... https://t.co/IE28a3ILtV
Srlsy red delicious you need to lift your game or I'm agonna have to downgrade you from apple to pear.
I thoroughly enjoed Winston Surfshirt's cover of 21 Questions by 50 Cent & Nate Dogg, an Australian #4 hit from 2003.
did I mention Obama? there should be statues of Obama.