@Osgoode Kong

Osgoode Kong

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madness takes its toll: please have exact change ready

outside your window

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@courtney_cam because it would look weird when they shaved their pubes

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@courtney_cam mm hmmmmmmm

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reversible clothing comes in really handy sometimes

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your name is great and so are your opinions https://t.co/zJqdpz9wxj

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this is sexy as hell https://t.co/MmbJoXgFYN

this is sexy as hell https://t.co/MmbJoX...

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“He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake” it’s as if whoever wrote the above Christmas carol knew me personally

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@PoppyArgentinaa @poppy @titanicsinclair he’s tied up in my cellar. come get him!

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@PoppyArgentinaa @poppy @titanicsinclair he’s MY boyfriend!

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@poppy it messaged me a chicken farting. gotta admit, i wasn’t expecting that https://t.co/ITu5dAND42

@poppy it messaged me a chicken farting....

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updating my CV... should i put “proficient with the use of quicklime, zip-ties, and duct tape” under experience or hobbies? #9to5Blues

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neighbors complaining about the wicker man i’m building on my front lawn just wait until they see what i do with it!

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Jesus was probably a vorarephiliac

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goodnight, sweet prince

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i sure hope Blake Shelton plays me in the second season of Mindhunter he’s a dreamboat!

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great... my dog Harvey is now claiming i sexually harassed him i don’t want to suggest he “asked for it” or anythi… https://t.co/AzP3nl5wkc

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Charlie Manson is the conceptual artist of killers

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guns are cheating

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@courtney_cam gross

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today is when the real fun happens

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i like to think i put the weenie back in Hallowe’en

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always fun when my dog Harvey and I drink some isopropyl 70% while decorating the blackthorn tree on Devil’s Night! season’s greetings!

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you should probably sit down before reading this, but the blog where i rate every single episode of The Facts of Life is almost ready

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guests: is this beef bolognese? me: mmm, nope. guests: pork? me: nope. guests: ...lamb?! me: keep guessing. #NationalPastaDay

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#MySiblingsTaughtMe there's only enough room in this womb for ONE of us

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a tisket, a tasket, NOT LONG, but don't blow a gasket! https://t.co/mvh4GOHFwN

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i didn't, and yes https://t.co/7r7UCbhvHb

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just a relaxing weekend in the country... https://t.co/u2LQYIoxFo

just a relaxing weekend in the country.....

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when a chimp does something like this it's "adorable", when i pull the same thing i'm chased by torch-wielding mobs… https://t.co/SQSZQGGq6L

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i feel the same way about Halloween that secret alcoholics must feel about St Patrick's Day https://t.co/77hpToXaJ5

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don't worry, i won't be crawling in your bedroom window today... too predictable #FridayThe13th

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