@Norm Macdonald

Norm Macdonald

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This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow.

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@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

Sorry, Dave.

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

And then, these retards decided they could take my unpainstakingly written bit and fix it. I always suspect this an… https://t.co/AMj6A2HACn

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

Today, my buddy sent me the tape. Awful. cut to bits. The bit had no chance from the start because a fellow present… https://t.co/BsyCsDU7GA

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The producers hated the idea from the moment I told them and suggested the bit be 30 seconds. I usually ignore such… https://t.co/3LmXjQWOkd

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Today a friend showed me the final product. I apologize to any of you who had to sit through it but I plead innocen… https://t.co/3rtGh3M2H2

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

The great David Letterman was awarded the Mark Twain Prize and asked me to do a bit for the show on PBS. I hate the… https://t.co/2JW4W9PSHn

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Oh, thanks, Robert. San Fransisco and all the staff at @CobbsComedyClub were awesome. Richard Lewis is coming soon.… https://t.co/HDOB6bQr3f

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@jaketapper @CobbsComedyClub Yes. Yes, she does.

@zeke_speak Zzzzzzzeke @zeke_speak

@normmacdonald Norm, I just got your book #BasedOnATrueStory and it was fantastic. The first half had me in stitche… https://t.co/XpaVKOAy2h

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And thank you, Ben. You were great!!!!!!!! https://t.co/YmDYUIRzyS

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It was my all-time favorite. https://t.co/Yjkx1uCBUB

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Mr. Manson is now at peace but his family are in my prayers.

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

The Beverly Hillbillies https://t.co/JuU32pt3hQ

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My heart goes out to the family of Mr. Manson at this time.

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

@sfjazzguy @CobbsComedyClub Thanks, Hans.

@sfjazzguy Hans Walter @sfjazzguy

@CobbsComedyClub Thanks @normmacdonald for a great show last night @CobbsComedyClub

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

Mwahhhh https://t.co/oTZAujCdTK

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Yes. How did you know that? https://t.co/30JrL1zE5Q

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

My thoughts continue to not stray far from a Bakersfield hospital. Thinking of the family.

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

Oh, thanks, Robert. So fun doing all-new stuff. https://t.co/iK6M4u5q9b

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

Amazing weekend. Saw the Rock with my Mom and performed at the legendary @CobbsComedyClub, best staff anywhere. Thanks for the awesome week.

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

thank you, Mary. https://t.co/7mIyyx7uEg

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Yes, more a journal of a fourteen-year old girl. https://t.co/R0uXiMAAKB

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@nmbookclub There was nothing good or "sneaky" about this book. It is every author's first work. The great ones see… https://t.co/fNXpptnAb7

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@nmbookclub Maughm, it seems to me, has written something worthless by writing this book. Art is not meant to mirro… https://t.co/rooEgJ8aPx

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The rights should not exist. https://t.co/jB2daLBNIM

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

I was born on a farm. People do not hunt to thin the herd. They hunt for the thrill of the kill. https://t.co/Z2AmS1jTRg

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

You would think a professional writer would be very careful with such a tweet. https://t.co/dMEbBUEim8

@normmacdonald Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald

I understand overpopulation but that could be done by disinterested parties. That is not why hunters hunt. They hun… https://t.co/z685AcLJz8

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No, it does not mean vegetables. All hunting of animals should be made illegal. Immediately. https://t.co/AKgIflNRAL

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