This is my official twitter i like bananas. theyre yellow.
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And then, these retards decided they could take my unpainstakingly written bit and fix it. I always suspect this an… https://t.co/AMj6A2HACn
Today, my buddy sent me the tape. Awful. cut to bits. The bit had no chance from the start because a fellow present… https://t.co/BsyCsDU7GA
The producers hated the idea from the moment I told them and suggested the bit be 30 seconds. I usually ignore such… https://t.co/3LmXjQWOkd
Today a friend showed me the final product. I apologize to any of you who had to sit through it but I plead innocen… https://t.co/3rtGh3M2H2
The great David Letterman was awarded the Mark Twain Prize and asked me to do a bit for the show on PBS. I hate the… https://t.co/2JW4W9PSHn
And thank you, Ben. You were great!!!!!!!! https://t.co/YmDYUIRzyS
It was my all-time favorite. https://t.co/Yjkx1uCBUB
Mr. Manson is now at peace but his family are in my prayers.
The Beverly Hillbillies https://t.co/JuU32pt3hQ
My heart goes out to the family of Mr. Manson at this time.
Yes. How did you know that? https://t.co/30JrL1zE5Q
My thoughts continue to not stray far from a Bakersfield hospital. Thinking of the family.
Oh, thanks, Robert. So fun doing all-new stuff. https://t.co/iK6M4u5q9b
thank you, Mary. https://t.co/7mIyyx7uEg
Yes, more a journal of a fourteen-year old girl. https://t.co/R0uXiMAAKB
The rights should not exist. https://t.co/jB2daLBNIM
I was born on a farm. People do not hunt to thin the herd. They hunt for the thrill of the kill. https://t.co/Z2AmS1jTRg
You would think a professional writer would be very careful with such a tweet. https://t.co/dMEbBUEim8
I understand overpopulation but that could be done by disinterested parties. That is not why hunters hunt. They hun… https://t.co/z685AcLJz8
No, it does not mean vegetables. All hunting of animals should be made illegal. Immediately. https://t.co/AKgIflNRAL