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Very large knees. Knees stung by bees.

Surrey, not sorry

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If a brunch is eaten but no-one posts a picture did it even happen?

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@supermathskid Pizza in bed is the only way to go

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@lexcanroar @hansmollman Is this not Facebook? My bad

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Excellent work https://t.co/SYbiKskAFt

@DanielHewittITV Daniel Hewitt @DanielHewittITV

Primary schools with washing machines to wash children's uniforms, where teachers charge parents phones who have no… https://t.co/PTA3uK0b5p

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Well, we knew most of this @realDonaldTrump .... the age is a bit of a suprise though Meet Dracula, the bloodsucki… https://t.co/4oXVYv4IGv

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Be the 8 ton orca you want to see in the world https://t.co/4DDL2axBaS

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@DesiJed It's like watching a slow motion crash. Don't want to watch. Can't look away

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@hansmollman Sliding doors innit.

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@missdianemorgan Ooooh, if only one of the Motherhood characters was a cynical CGI octopus. With no explanation. No… https://t.co/oNtPEpYOwe

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@SamueleMarcora I thought an italian breakfast was a small cup of black coffee. And then maybe a pastry a couple of hours later.

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@IsabelHardman Nice work!

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I struggle to understand why women bother with men. And I am one. https://t.co/FwORAWyDnT

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@Vivienneclore https://t.co/hRb45ucAyE

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@marcel_rockyb It's gonna be fine! Probably

@Jo_Tovey Josephine Tovey @Jo_Tovey

This is almost painfully good https://t.co/2Wa4mZclkd

@funder Scott Dworkin @funder

The 16 women who accused Trump of sexual assault are telling their story in one video-please share this far & wide.… https://t.co/MdnEXQFEwi

@AlsBoy Ash Warner @AlsBoy

I hope you enjoy "cat startled by another cat in a bag" as much as I did https://t.co/jm8DFKce3c

I hope you enjoy 'cat startled by anothe...

@BBCScotland BBC Scotland @BBCScotland

Remember this if you see someone with a guide dog trying to cross the road 🐶 via @bbcthesocial https://t.co/wRKGJYcpDw

Remember this if you see someone with a...

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@DMReporter @MailOnline @NorthantsPolice someone on your patch seems to be recommending murdering MPs. Is it worth… https://t.co/XpsEfyFSkZ

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@Brexitcast How did the whips get get the Tory hard brexiters to shut up on Friday? I was expecting "man of the yea… https://t.co/Vu7ARVyCmu

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@TechnicallyRon Um.... We were paying this money whatever the result of the referendum. It's just a bill that we've run up.

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Gove actually #MakeAMiserableFilm

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Watership Downer #MakeAMiserableFilm

@lexcanroar Lex Croucher @lexcanroar

new video. Prince Harry has betrayed me 😢 https://t.co/ryghu0Phdn RT to ruin a marriage https://t.co/zfRolaQXxd

new video. Prince Harry has betrayed me...

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Only 100 sleeps 'til Christmas if you're a cat #ChristmasCountdown #yesImLookingAtYouMaizieCat https://t.co/ffRcMB8Y96

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No sleeps 'til you die if you're a frog #ChristmasCountdown https://t.co/tZWypvuUO6

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Only 1 sleep 'til easter if you live on venus! https://t.co/yx3qwHA9kF

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@FelicityMorse Well. If you wanted to be invited again perhaps you could have behaved a bit better last time? Oh,… https://t.co/yt9hlFSy57

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@lexcanroar Done. Send her a hug from us

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