@Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

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The Official Bouncer of the Federal Republic of Nigeria πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬. I'm not here to keep you outside the gate but welcome you to my club of comedy 🏘

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@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Twitter & Instagram hasn’t been refreshing on my phone, what do I do?

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Manchester United going into the game against Basel vs Manchester United leaving the game after receiving that lo… https://t.co/OTXnC2409N

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

When someone retires, what do you tell the person? πŸ€”

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

You are at the stage of your life where you have to choose one of these: Wisdom or $40,000,000 What will it be? πŸ€”

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Nigerians are so good with arts, can we call this a MasterKraft? πŸ€” https://t.co/WzFEvFNTyO

Nigerians are so good with arts, can we...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Van Dijk leaving Anfield looking at the Liverpool squad 😭😭😭 https://t.co/DwTMWgO6ln

Van Dijk leaving Anfield looking at the...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

How Sevilla squeezed three goals out of Liverpool 😭😭😭 https://t.co/02sY0BQF8q

How Sevilla squeezed three goals out of...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Me trying to be sure the breasts are real before paying for her services 🧐 https://t.co/3EHRpf5Bxu

Me trying to be sure the breasts are rea...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

What a weared-o! https://t.co/8pDQySjf8Z

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

How your neighbours monitor you when they see you coming home with an opposite sex 😭😭😭 https://t.co/XmCR1yhmAk

How your neighbours monitor you when the...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Ladies & Gentlemen, I will to introduce to you the Eze 1 of Tatashe Kingdom πŸ˜‚ https://t.co/HLHqDNngMO

Ladies & Gentlemen, I will to introd...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

After antivirus deletes a virus, where does the virus go? πŸ€” https://t.co/8GAcm9N2qP

After antivirus deletes a virus, where d...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Did this guy really kill himself? πŸ˜• https://t.co/bnWGXgePNy

Did this guy really kill himself? πŸ˜• http...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

What y’all mad about today? πŸ€”

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Get your damaged or corrupt phone repaired and cleaned today. #HireAPro Engineer for cheap on… https://t.co/oibUhNaSw9

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Is your PC corrupt or damaged? #HireAPro Computer πŸ’» Engineer on https://t.co/6F4reCNoQU & get it fixed in real-tim… https://t.co/Ei0UWHZ0av

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Interviewer: Who is the next big thing in the music industry? Me: Tobinsco. He got better lines than the curls on… https://t.co/GiX0zawwgO

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

This @tobinscoswag guy is good asf! #WhoIsTobinsco His Mr. Bouncer song got me dancing πŸ•Ί Gbedu wey Dey burst brain… https://t.co/p4U9N5GWlH

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Let's settle this, who is a better artiste? RT for Princess Vitarah πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ LIKE for Shatta Wale πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­ https://t.co/oNWs5CLnzc

Let's settle this, who is a better artis...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

@tobi_looba @BillionTwiTs Lol πŸ˜‚ I give up

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

I was not understanding this Davido’s new song so I tried to listen to it for the second time and my phone now caug… https://t.co/dUzayDo9Hd

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Is your TV broken or damaged? #HireAPro Repairer here https://t.co/6F4reD50fu & get back to watching that program… https://t.co/JANrDFszR3

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Even Google recognizes Davido as a frog 🐸😩😩 https://t.co/cjSCbj1jZg

Even Google recognizes Davido as a frog...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Mans not hot πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ https://t.co/y0VLp83lhH

Mans not hot πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ https://t.co/y0VLp83lhH

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Was Lionel Messi’s absence the reason why Argentina lost to the Super Eagles of Nigeria? #ARGNGA RT for NO LIKE… https://t.co/9eJzDHVXnc

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

RETWEET if you’re happy with the win of the Super Eagles of Nigeria & you never saw this coming #ARGNGA πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Argentina coming into the game from the half-time break against Nigeria vs Argentina leaving the game at full-tim… https://t.co/ngD5YUtSET

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

Here is the true meaning of being resourceful πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ https://t.co/cpRLxQSRUQ

Here is the true meaning of being resour...

@mrbouncer Mr Bouncer πŸ’ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ @mrbouncer

*MATRICULATION DAY* African Dads: You’re here to study & not to get involved in any form of relationship. *GRADUA… https://t.co/nyPL64JycH

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