@GrossMzConduct

GrossMzConduct

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Stay at home comedian, Improv, Sorceress of laughter, Procurer of impropriety. If you're offended it was unintended. No Lists, Retweets are not endorsements.

Sitting on a Whoopie Cushion

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@monalisa4068 GrossMzConduct @monalisa4068

#INeedToGetRidOf a roll of that misleading bubble wrap that don't pop.

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#INeedToGetRidOf that pair of camel toe prone yoga pants

@KLightenUp Mustang Sally @KLightenUp

#INeedToGetRidOf the Tide pods I had for dinner. Thank God I have this juice box! -some kid, probably🙄😂 https://t.co/Q2iEc9nZff

#INeedToGetRidOf the Tide pods I had for...

@HeyItsChris412 The Artist Formerly Known as Nutella Queen @HeyItsChris412

#INeedToGetRidOf that horrible noise in my car. *opens car door, pushes him out, drives away* Ahhh, that's better.

@HashNight Hash Night @HashNight

90 minutes until #Hashnight on @HashtagRoundup! Wear something fancy. #QuotesOfHashnight at 9:30pm ET… https://t.co/9naNtD592i

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#INeedToGetRidOf them ugly sweats that don't match.

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#INeedToGetRidOf that slightly used inflatable Voodoo doll

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Dexy's Midnight Special #bandintheusa

@xonjie123 Connie @xonjie123

Pixies In Jammies And Orange Kittens #ArtIMade2018 https://t.co/febjfWJl8t

Pixies In Jammies And Orange Kittens
#Ar...

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5 of a kind instantly wins the game #LesserKnownUnoRules

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@dsloan1932012 😂😂

@dsloan1932012 1.21Giga watts! Dave @dsloan1932012

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How to Mcgyver a home pregnancy test out of a Bic pen, 2 Q-tips and some rabbit urine #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury

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DNA tests reveal Who Farted #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury

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Man cheats on wife because "All she does is lay around in them sweats that dont match". #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury

@Alohababe2011 MikealaSunshine @Alohababe2011

Your father is also your uncle's sister wife's grandma #OnTheNextEpisodeOfMaury

@CheetahPizzas Cheetah Pizza @CheetahPizzas

@monalisa4068 #FurnitureAMovie School of Rocker https://t.co/RMOxVQlGnE

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How Stella got her Gravy back #foodafilm

@brominski Bernie Rominski @brominski

@monalisa4068 @SamAUAG I feel really old when I reach into the front pocket of my jeans and can feel your breast, too.

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Journey to the entertainment Center of the earth #FurnitureAMovie

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27 Dressers #FurnitureAMovie

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Nightstand by me #FurnitureAMovie

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A Few Good Ottoman #FurnitureAMovie

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Dude, wheres my davenport #FurnitureAMovie

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Deadstool #FurnitureAMovie

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Reclining Miss Daisy #FurnitureAMovie

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#IFeelReallyOldWhen I have to buy adult diapers because the infant ones don't come in my size.

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@GeffGefferson1 😂😂

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