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GrossMzConduct

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Stay at home comedian, Improv, Sorceress of laughter, Procurer of impropriety. If you're offended it was unintended. No Lists, Retweets are not endorsements.

Sitting on a Whoopie Cushion

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@realbadger Geoffrey Gould @realbadger

Alone in the empty house I asked, "Is anyone there?" A whisper from the darkness: "If I said 'no,' would it comfort… https://t.co/QQXJbtAuuM

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#TwoLineGhostStory One bright day in the middle of the night. Two dead boys got up to start a fight.

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#EachDayIsAVictoryWhen you sneeze but don't pee or fart at the same time

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#TwitterIn4Words Oddly pathetic and entertaining

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#MyDrunkenText Got any Grey Poupon

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Too much tagging, not enough hash #HashtaggerProbs

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