@Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon!

Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon!

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Sarcastic, pint-sized package of pure joy and anger. Beer enthusiast. Lover of all things bacon. Diehard Eagles fan.

Boston, MA

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@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@maggieNYT OK, seriously now. No more joking around. What in the actual fuck is wrong with him?

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@scaredabear You’re in yellow? #AlwaysAddAirholes

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@lamarshall @Kevinliptakcnn Aaaannndd now the Fraggle Rock theme song is in my head which it will remain for the foreseeable future.

@riotwomennn ☇RiotWomenn☇ @riotwomennn

Trump wants Americans to think that he's clear in the criminal activities of Putin / Russians because they started… https://t.co/30xcpkMGDk

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@AngrierWHStaff He’s so creepy. A thumbs up and a smile? Yeah, that’s exactly what these people want.

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

Why is he smiling in all these pictures? Seriously, what the hell is wrong with him? Smiles and thumbs up. He’s s… https://t.co/03fsRPuoaZ

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@jdawsey1 @maggieNYT It’s so weird.

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@ryanjreilly I have often wondered the same thing. Who is this Nicholas Cage person!?!

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@barbarastarrcnn Some of these kids are going to be old enough to vote in 2020!

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@stealthmode1 @EdanClay I was just questioning why. Nevermind.

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@stealthmode1 @EdanClay I don’t know. That’s why I was asking. I don’t know anything about earthquakes or how much… https://t.co/4QyLuDdNNf

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@EdanClay So they know it’s coming and they’re all just...waiting? I’ve never experienced an earthquake but should… https://t.co/ilQTYwFSgI

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@EdanClay This person has 345,000 followers!?!

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@FelipeLinaress @AltNatSecAgency Just think of how many of those kids will be old enough to vote in 2020. It’s gonna be great!

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@AP He’s a fucking toolshed. Seriously. No one is looking for his praise.

@kibblesmith Daniel Kibblesmith ⛄️⚔️🦖 @kibblesmith

"We can't do anything about guns, it's too deeply ingrained in American culture." — Someone currently in a building… https://t.co/GKMJ8qi2My

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@AltNatSecAgency What the actual fuck?

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@Gallantdesigner @PuccaNoodles A spitesite. I like it.

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

Abbey. Bacon. Goats. Sarcasm. #WhatImKnownForIn4Words

@Eagles Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles

Happy Year of the Dog! #FlyEaglesFly https://t.co/LlVnaN9nrv

Happy Year of the Dog!

#FlyEaglesFly ht...

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@lemonyhoney I don’t know but I feel like I’ve watched every minute of it.

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@KiltMeNow @seankent He signed that bill last year.

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Food for thought... https://t.co/kI84u0x0mV

@PhillyPhaithful Philly Phaithful @PhillyPhaithful

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I love how whenever I order sushi, they always give me two sets of chopsticks because they just assume one person c… https://t.co/tlayQHdwS0

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@colinmeloy @trailblazers His hands are HUGE!

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@maggieNYT Not surprised.

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@amandawgolden @Bencjacobs Well he said absolutely nothing of substance. As usual.

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@kaitlancollins @Bencjacobs Great! He can do a two-for-one with Mar-A-Lago. 🙄

@melissaachey Turkey Bacon Is Not Bacon! @melissaachey

@EdanClay @realDonaldTrump I wish he wouldn’t stare directly at the camera. It’s creepy as hell.

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