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Girl who used to be paralyzed surprises her nurse https://t.co/Fplelf6G0D
It’d be worth the added years to be able to enter my birthdate as 4/20/69.
Two things: 1) Cheshire Cat moon! 2) This is my new favorite emoji 🤨
on a separate note, for the record, the line is "i *WORE COLOGNE* to get the feeling right."
my whole life, i thought the song went "i guess it rains down in africa..."
I believe Magellan already did this. https://t.co/lkCqW4FvI8
ME: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no JOHN WICK: Has anyone seen my pet ant? ME: OH NO
"Every time. Every single time" https://t.co/CCOuMq7XoA
TEACH ME HOW TO PAINT CLOUDS, YOU COWARDS!!
okay here's the problem with mean girls: when cady is disgraced and has to eat her lunch alone in the restroom the… https://t.co/jcb17UCHH3
Apparently I'm a huge Brian Duensing fan now. GO CUBBIES!! (until you face the Dodgers and then sadly I can only ch… https://t.co/0j4FReDjuf
🎶I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour But heaven knows I'm Milkshake Duck now... this is a very niche tweet.… https://t.co/P597ps5lzL
Guys, I'm watching The Handmaid's Tale, on Hulu. Have you heard about this show? Wild stuff. Crazy that I'm the fir… https://t.co/nrx94o8svc
Astonished by the all-out assault on Comey by Team Clinton. Suggesting he is a partisan interfering with the election is dangerous & unfair.
My goals in life are simple: Be a good person, exemplify a strong work ethic, and be tracked down by the CDC as Pat… https://t.co/NwrZfW4Seh
Thanks for the questions!