@Mamokete Lijane

Mamokete Lijane

Tweets by @mamokete30

Macro Strategist, Mom, Rabid Feminist, VEXED! 🇿🇦🇱🇸

Johannesburg, South Africa

1,152 Tweets 177 Followers 443 Followings 595 Likes

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@TorpidTitus_ Mr Firm Handshake aka The Human Bitcoin @TorpidTitus_

She was once worth more than the stars and the planets but I was too young so I took it for granted, she always bee… https://t.co/bmXHLJkl3v

@NandosSA NandosSA @NandosSA

In a country as diverse as ours, let’s make sure spellcheck/spell check/spell-check recognises our names for what t… https://t.co/58WqLTR3d8

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@nyiko_mageza 😂😂😂 Hai man, But what’s wrong with humanity? Stru! Sometimes I just want to curl into a ball and sleep forever.

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@Sejabanatota @TCMabasa @audisouthafrica I also had a 5l of oil in the car. Learnt how to open the bonnet, check le… https://t.co/k9ilO2k06X

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@Sejabanatota @TCMabasa @audisouthafrica Me too. Adored my Q5. Oil drama for daysss... Followed by “mechatronics” (… https://t.co/9YVgyCHRPR

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@StateShebeen New relationship must necessarily start with a honeymoon period...😀

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@XhantiPayi @SizweDhlomo @LukhanyoV Which is the point!

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@Sentletse Amen!

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@Sentletse maybe this will make Eskom financially viable again.

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@Sentletse I love this car! 😍😍😍

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

😂😂😂... Zoo Lake is full@of all sorts of natural wonders clearly. https://t.co/qyrjLv30Wc

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@RediTlhabi It’s 35% oh government expenditure

@Marius_Man Marius Strydom @Marius_Man

Join me in availing yourself to reclaim the future of SA. President #Ramaphosa has issued the challenge. Will you c… https://t.co/xy0e00PUXN

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

#Sendme, #ThomaMna, #RomaNna https://t.co/fFYWcgid7w

@AdrianSaville Adrian Saville @AdrianSaville

A giant has been sent to renew our country. I want to lend a hand. #SendMe cc @TashmiaI https://t.co/wPaRr7Kh5Z

A giant has been sent to renew our count...

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

The president’s call has been heard at my address... Ntate Roma nna!🖐🏽 #SONA2018

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@stephengunnion She was competing with Ginger.... and she lost! 🤷🏽‍♀️

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

Guys, we have graduated from Project Phakisa...🤗 #SONA2018

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

That time when the stupid spectrum issue is resolved! #SONA2018

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

That time when the ridiculous unabridged birth certificate dies #SONA2018

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@Lizzitweet Everyday crush! 😍

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@MzwaneleManyi I am sure Abuti Jimmy

@ferialhaffajee Ferial Haffajee @ferialhaffajee

Mogoeng Mogoeng is a rock-star. Our judiciary are Black Panthers. #SONA2018

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@mphobmt @AdvBarryRoux @Julius_S_Malema Let’s see where the court says.

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@mphobmt @AdvBarryRoux @Julius_S_Malema How they sort it out is a political issue. Which is why the Con Court would… https://t.co/UjP30SvmF0

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

Can we please not troll South Africans. We have been through a lot already. https://t.co/ortktohdRQ

@maggsnaidu Maggs Naidu @maggsnaidu

When it's over, and Zuma's done and dusted let's pay tribute to our dedicated and courageous journalists - print, T… https://t.co/r9dxcr9Lid

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

@garama2 @alykhansatchu ZAR outperforming other EM currencies without a doubt. And moved mostly after 4pm SA time w… https://t.co/SXtvchvof0

@imanrappetti Iman Rappetti @imanrappetti

Good night. It's already the morning after the night before. South Africa is a beautiful, complicated, chaotic, hea… https://t.co/9DSLmRHph0

@mamokete30 Mamokete Lijane @mamokete30

Pharrell’s Happy https://t.co/46KsqVFxqE

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