Hortense on S2 of Another Period/S5-S7 of Wild 'N Out/Member of @lostmoonradio. I am terrified of technology. I think everything I don’t understand is a robot.
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Just had water go down the wrong pipe, and Pierro looked at me w/ eyes that said "I cannot help you, but will watch w/ concern as you die."
A fun thing about getting older is that every hangover unseats the previous one as the worst hangover you've ever had 😘💯🍻
I have the same birthday as Kim Kardashian and Carrie Fisher, which makes sense as I have long considered myself the Venn diagram btwn them.
I am standing on top of Pierro's toy while he futilely tries to pull it away, which is both fun for him and a cogent metaphor for life rn.
In honor of my viewing experience last night, retweeting the first tweet I ever wrote about Hamilton: https://t.co/hYC0YzTo4k
why are we literally never talking about how john kelly looks like matt frewer?
So a car just PLOWED THROUGH the 100% LOCKED GATE of the park across the street, and Pierro was a very brave boy who barked very bravely.
at the hamilton curtain call tonight they announced that the dodgers were in the world series & i said out loud "ughh traffic is gonna suck"
We need a gay haunted house where old queens pop out and scream, "Geena Davis deserved better" and "Designing Women holds up."
u guys my lyft line is a new mercedes wtf
u guys it was so good i am seriously so fucking proud of our l.a. musical theatre actors right now
um hi i'm at intermission for this btw https://t.co/NssM3oDaJY
I'm driving back to Silver Lake from a callback in Santa Monica and my GPS says it's going to take me an hour and 25 minutes AMA
Remember when there were peak times for posting online & now it’s just like we live here
hier is de doogle https://t.co/jVZbbGZveA
WAAR IS DE DOOGLE?!?!? https://t.co/w6f7A22lvR
This may be the most I've ever related to a tweet in my entire life. https://t.co/yulByVg3mt
Oh my God, thank you! I mean, sadly the bar for "funny" on Twitter has gotten pretty low since it's become a toxic… https://t.co/lZH386p7tq