@Lauren Flans

Lauren Flans

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Hortense on S2 of Another Period/S5-S7 of Wild 'N Out/Member of @lostmoonradio. I am terrified of technology. I think everything I don’t understand is a robot.

Los Angeles, CA

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@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Just had water go down the wrong pipe, and Pierro looked at me w/ eyes that said "I cannot help you, but will watch w/ concern as you die."

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

A fun thing about getting older is that every hangover unseats the previous one as the worst hangover you've ever had 😘💯🍻

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

I have the same birthday as Kim Kardashian and Carrie Fisher, which makes sense as I have long considered myself the Venn diagram btwn them.

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@rikilindhome AHAHAHAHA "LOOK AROUND"!!

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

I am standing on top of Pierro's toy while he futilely tries to pull it away, which is both fun for him and a cogent metaphor for life rn.

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@donni I am at one of these RIGHT NOW

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

In honor of my viewing experience last night, retweeting the first tweet I ever wrote about Hamilton: https://t.co/hYC0YzTo4k

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@taraochs IT WAS TERRIFYING UNTIL I DID

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@taraochs I was so scared he'd gone missing that I lost my ability to speak English!

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

why are we literally never talking about how john kelly looks like matt frewer?

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

So a car just PLOWED THROUGH the 100% LOCKED GATE of the park across the street, and Pierro was a very brave boy who barked very bravely.

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

at the hamilton curtain call tonight they announced that the dodgers were in the world series & i said out loud "ughh traffic is gonna suck"

@louisvirtel Louis Virtel @louisvirtel

We need a gay haunted house where old queens pop out and scream, "Geena Davis deserved better" and "Designing Women holds up."

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@2girls1pupshow Very happy to have me home 😊 https://t.co/7QdsUjpJbZ

@2girls1pupshow Very happy to have me ho...

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

u guys my lyft line is a new mercedes wtf

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

u guys it was so good i am seriously so fucking proud of our l.a. musical theatre actors right now

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

um hi i'm at intermission for this btw https://t.co/NssM3oDaJY

um hi i'm at intermission for this btw h...

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@KellenCox I AM IN NEW MEXICO. I OPENED A TURQUOISE JEWELRY STORE AND MARRIED A WIDOWER WITH THREE CHILDREN. I AM VERY HAPPY.

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@KellenCox IT TOOK ME LONGER THAN MY GPS SAID

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@Sophie_D_T Really well! I was paired with a 5 yr old who told me Home Alone gave him nightmares. Also, we had the… https://t.co/XpcCkQbLZP

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@CoreyRittmaster Voice to Text, brah!

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

I'm driving back to Silver Lake from a callback in Santa Monica and my GPS says it's going to take me an hour and 25 minutes AMA

@alyssalimp Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp

Remember when there were peak times for posting online & now it’s just like we live here

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

hier is de doogle https://t.co/jVZbbGZveA

hier is de doogle https://t.co/jVZbbGZve...

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

WAAR IS DE DOOGLE?!?!? https://t.co/w6f7A22lvR

WAAR IS DE DOOGLE?!?!? https://t.co/w6f7...

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Pierro and I are rocking TWO different shades of purple to show our support for LGBTQ+ youth on #SpiritDay! @glaad… https://t.co/b2KWnLSEM5

@tatianamaslany Tatiana Maslany @tatianamaslany

I'm in my #SpiritDay purple today to say that I stand against bullying & I support LGBT youth with all my heart 🏳️‍… https://t.co/mhjU11PwB7

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

This may be the most I've ever related to a tweet in my entire life. https://t.co/yulByVg3mt

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Please forward all of my mail to the 101 off-ramp at Vine, because apparently I live here now. #latweets #hollywoodtraderjoes

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Oh my God, thank you! I mean, sadly the bar for "funny" on Twitter has gotten pretty low since it's become a toxic… https://t.co/lZH386p7tq

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