Hortense on S2 of Another Period. S5-S7 of Wild 'N Out. Member of @lostmoonradio. @arewefunny is my podcast. Pierro is my pup.
Los Angeles, CA
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I guess at least it's good that we've pretty much stopped saying "adulting."
Shazam but for whether someone is mad at you
Because nothing good in life is free, it turns out this was also the exchange during which I bought the food contai… https://t.co/oVIdx2wFMf
Oh, hey, cool; so I just figured out why *truly* disgusting things have been happening to my body for the past few… https://t.co/SHNRsPOQRV
him demonstrate technique https://t.co/265d8R40CP
him proud of his destroy https://t.co/IjbsTYSgg3
seriously pls stop with this i literally just bought tix to see that movie where she has sex with rachel mcadams https://t.co/2U8tXenib8
You guys I *JUST* now finished the first Glide (TM) dental floss this is still definitely the best thing that happened to me in 2017
- Speaker in my bedroom that I use to listen to podcasts
another person just unfollowed me for calling out the first person i am on a roll
someone literally just unfollowed me for tweeting this people are monsters
blurry boy https://t.co/RZS2vqA8bG
Sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine, if improv had been as big in the '90s, how many all-white Harold tea… https://t.co/IqljsdMWg9
Holy shit; my new phone does voice-to-text in all caps THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER!!!
cozy boy https://t.co/2rNJ3ks7u1
guys kim kardashian just did a decent bit on here and i am legit shook
tonight i got carded at trader joe's and the 20-something cashier looked at my id and went "WOW! You DEFY AGING! Yo… https://t.co/YWxrFh18mJ