@Lauren Flans

Lauren Flans

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Hortense on S2 of Another Period. S5-S7 of Wild 'N Out. Member of @lostmoonradio. @arewefunny is my podcast. Pierro is my pup.

Los Angeles, CA

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@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

I guess at least it's good that we've pretty much stopped saying "adulting."

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@RobbLoeb @darth Pierro would just view this training center as "inclines to poop on!" He enjoys pooping on hills; idk why; he weird.

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@RobbLoeb @darth AAAAAHHHHHH OH MY GOD I *LOVE* THIS!!! I didn't know this was a thing! YAAASSSS SAVANNAH YOU ARE AGILE AF!!

@aparnapkin Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin

Shazam but for whether someone is mad at you

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@aparnapkin AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD!!!

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@KellenCox For what it's worth, I think you would know by now! I ate that sandwich Wednesday night, and things were icky by next morning.

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@LouisPeitzman He def seems DTF (down to frolic) (i'm sorry)

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Because nothing good in life is free, it turns out this was also the exchange during which I bought the food contai… https://t.co/oVIdx2wFMf

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Oh, hey, cool; so I just figured out why *truly* disgusting things have been happening to my body for the past few… https://t.co/SHNRsPOQRV

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@WendyMolyneux Ahhhhhh. This probably explains WTF has been happening to my body for the past few days. I am honest… https://t.co/0zncER1jb9

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

him demonstrate technique https://t.co/265d8R40CP

him demonstrate technique https://t.co/2...

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

him proud of his destroy https://t.co/IjbsTYSgg3

him proud of his destroy https://t.co/Ij...

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

seriously pls stop with this i literally just bought tix to see that movie where she has sex with rachel mcadams https://t.co/2U8tXenib8

seriously pls stop with this i literally...

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

This happened ON #NationalSchoolWalkout Day in the SAME state as Parkland, but, no; we don't have a problem with gu… https://t.co/m1troPEZLa

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

"Racism!" https://t.co/mn6rAOB6dO

'Racism!' https://t.co/mn6rAOB6dO

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

You guys I *JUST* now finished the first Glide (TM) dental floss this is still definitely the best thing that happened to me in 2017

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

- Speaker in my bedroom that I use to listen to podcasts

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@liam853 he is a very gifted boy

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

another person just unfollowed me for calling out the first person i am on a roll

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

someone literally just unfollowed me for tweeting this people are monsters

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

blurry boy https://t.co/RZS2vqA8bG

blurry boy https://t.co/RZS2vqA8bG

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine, if improv had been as big in the '90s, how many all-white Harold tea… https://t.co/IqljsdMWg9

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@bnacker EVER SINCE I WAS A YOUNG GIRL, I HAVE DREAMED OF A PHONE THAT WOULD LET ME DO VOICE-TO-TEXT IN ALL CAPS.

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@TheSofiya this made me laugh so hard

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

Holy shit; my new phone does voice-to-text in all caps THIS IS A GAME-CHANGER!!!

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

@RobbLoeb Okay; now they seriously look EXACTLY the same!!

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

cozy boy https://t.co/2rNJ3ks7u1

cozy boy https://t.co/2rNJ3ks7u1

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

guys kim kardashian just did a decent bit on here and i am legit shook

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

tonight i got carded at trader joe's and the 20-something cashier looked at my id and went "WOW! You DEFY AGING! Yo… https://t.co/YWxrFh18mJ

@laurenflans Lauren Flans @laurenflans

You guys, holy shit - this video is SO FUCKING GOOD!! It's the brainchild of @DernErster, and there are 2 more vids… https://t.co/jImZll1qcx

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