@Lang Parker

Lang Parker

Tweets by @langcomedy

Comic, Writer, Actor, Producer, World Traveler, Headstand on barstool kind of a broad. http://t.co/DY4IP997J0 & on IG: Langsworld2012

Los Angeles, CA

15,618 Tweets 6,436 Followers 2,696 Followings 12,766 Likes

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@JetSuiteX JetSuiteX @JetSuiteX

Reduce your risk this flu season. Fly #JetSuiteX with only 30 on your flight, not 130.

@langcomedy Lang Parker @langcomedy

#ReligiousFreedomDay this is the day where you cannot be judged? Especially if I don’t follow your religion?… https://t.co/xZMCHAyETS

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https://t.co/5RhJCEMXNw #gurushots

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#ImNeverGoingTo stop acting like a 8 yr old. https://t.co/3sC1C4Xl5V

#ImNeverGoingTo stop acting like a 8 yr...

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#ImNeverGoingTo stop loving this guy. https://t.co/wyjUSDEuZt

#ImNeverGoingTo stop loving this guy. ht...

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#SideEffectsOfDating nothing cuz I don’t do it. Better time with my dog. https://t.co/5Qs6v8XCEV

#SideEffectsOfDating nothing cuz I don’t...

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#SideEffectsOfDating pain in right butt cheek.

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#MyHighSchoolYearsIn5Words couldn’t wait to get out!!!

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#IfIHadItToDoOverAgain I wouldn’t be the person I am so no I wouldn’t do it over.

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#IMayHaveOverreactedWhen you didn’t like me tickling you. https://t.co/TS4N3gwFdC

#IMayHaveOverreactedWhen you didn’t like...

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#AccommodationsInHell your Ex doing your turn down.

@DanRather Dan Rather @DanRather

Dear Mr. President, A good rule of thumb is that when you've got it, you don't have to say it. People know. That ho… https://t.co/TtsZ0VmKz7

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#ImPrettySureThat if a friend never asks you to do anything they are not your real friend.

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#ImPrettySureThat if a dude doesn’t return a call or text he’s not interested.

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#NowThatTheHolidaysAreOver I can take my vacation.

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#WhenYou__I__ Give me that look/I kiss you. https://t.co/1rZCYRB4Xo

#WhenYou__I__...

@KattFunny Katt Funny @KattFunny

#WhenYou__I__ Smile at me/blow my safety whistle

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#MyMillionDollarIdeaIs I sure in the hell won’t tell them on social media so someone can steal them! Duh!

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#RelationshipsAreHardCuz people think communicating is by text.

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#WhyIAvoidTheGym because most are like a petri dish of germs.

@whatdisbuttondo scoopskipotatoe @whatdisbuttondo

Sew your mouth shut kit. #BadDietNames

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Do I Look Fat in These Jeans? Why Yes You Do! #BadDietNames

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Stick your finger down your throat #BadDietNames

@JetSuiteX JetSuiteX @JetSuiteX

New year, new adventures! Enjoy all the perks of semi-private flying without the private price tag on #JetSuiteX wi… https://t.co/zo76jwIHOl

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#MyMoodQuicklyChanges when I’m around the right friends. @Charlenecomedy @LauraHaydenFun https://t.co/J8fAgDaQXb

#MyMoodQuicklyChanges when I’m around th...

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#MyMoodQuicklyChanges when I’m around this guy...and it’s all for the better. https://t.co/onfblcXiqN

#MyMoodQuicklyChanges when I’m around th...

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https://t.co/5cnFSm34Cz #gurushots

@DanaMoonme Dana Moon @DanaMoonme

Guy: you’re drop dead gorgeous Me: prove it

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#IOnlyDoThisOnceAYear celebrate my birthday for one month straight! https://t.co/ZxTIS2O0MR

#IOnlyDoThisOnceAYear celebrate my birth...

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