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So tonight I choose to freeze in a reasonable size coat.
I’m sick of wearing a big ass fucking coat everywhere
The state wants me to answer questions from 2014 and all they’re getting is “idk my bff Jill?”
You know how you see a word over and over again and it looks fake? That’s happening to me right now. The word is “council”.
Fuckkkkkjj thisssss shiiiiiiiiit
Kelly Clarkson on the red carpet is me. Exactly me.
Does every Mexican household have a sign at the door that says “remove shoe’s” (sic) or just my entire 100+ family?
And I burned my hand earlier on a pan and I cried then too
Saw three friends post about their dogs dying in a row on fb and now I’m crying
A very special SPOUSE MONDAY!!!! Happy New Year to all! Let's start 2018 off right! https://t.co/qPK70O8NbV
Start 2018 off with some positivity!!! Use “it’s not a priority at the moment” instead of “I don’t have time for that.”
when i awoke. my stuffed fren sebastian. was all cuddled up with me. i brought him closer. and commenced a second s… https://t.co/oHDZxaWXnu
It’s amazing how easy it is to get up at 6:30 am when you go to bed at 9:00 pm.
Merry Christmas Lizzie McGuire
I know I’m due for new slippers because my feet smell more often.
I only have a THIMBLES amount of coffee. Coffee for ants.
Or, you know, network connectivity problems. https://t.co/04JNl7KJrJ
I checked my symptoms online and I apparently have type I diabetes
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WHO IS SINGING C#??????
Lesson Learned for the day: If you get the opportunity to know for sure, then take it.
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