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JUST IN: Professor Stephen Hawking has died, spokesperson for the family says. https://t.co/DncfApuXNw
If I’m walking my dog and you don’t smile at her as we walk past, I’m going to assume you’re a terrible person.
I know we are in 2018 now because my mom asked me if her magnetic eyelashes will set off airport security
I only woke up ONCE last night! Amazing!
I had some Taco Bell cinnamon twists when I really wanted a churro and they just amplified my want for a churro.
I then realized I forgot my purse in the store and was about to make the girl eat broccoli ice cream and then I woke up.
I had a dream last night where I went shopping and a little 8 year old devil child was playing in the revolving doo… https://t.co/7JdzPS8v6D
I could go for some Mexican hot chocolate right now.
“I want to make the world a better place”
I feel MISERABLE