@Amanda

Amanda

Tweets by @kalamityjayne00

Living more in the distant past than the present. Drowning in Revolutionary research as I attempt to write a novel. Permanently tired. Thanks insomnia!

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@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@kibblesmith Then According to Trump the Grinch was "low class"

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

My kid is like "MuM. I could've played his daughter?! I was done filming in RVA why couldn't I be on Bull? I know t… https://t.co/SENWpTITQj

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Yay! I've been waiting for this episode a couple weeks. All👏🏻the👏🏻Washingtons👏🏻👏🏻 https://t.co/vmVQRvGxfm

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@MollyJongFast @MooreSenate It was loading up on the free candy and puppies, not going to stop it's normal functions while campaigning.

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

😂😂 https://t.co/8rfn1YAD1P

@goldengateblond shauna @goldengateblond

I mean, look, Alabama voters, you do you but I’d go with the guy who prosecuted KKK members over the guy who treats… https://t.co/qiycsWDxs7

@goldengateblond shauna @goldengateblond

If the Pioneer Woman has a sex dungeon I'm checking out of this year early. https://t.co/EMN5yFGWuu

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@MollyJongFast So in other words, he thinks feminists end up with him.

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@shawna1776 Beautiful!

@whosalexander alexander @whosalexander

why the fuck would you taste it https://t.co/oUpsqgyWDq

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@shawna1776 Dang it 😂

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@shawna1776 This is great 😂👏🏻

@MartiSchodt 🤶Mistle-no Marti🎄 @MartiSchodt

What do we want? DRESSES WITH POCKETS! How do we want them? FILLED WITH SNACKS! What kind of snacks? PREFERABL… https://t.co/oEZFpUK9za

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Me when I buy vodka https://t.co/NXLyKEunTW

Me when I buy vodka https://t.co/NXLyKEu...

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Me with insomnia https://t.co/V3n6fPOWsC

Me with insomnia https://t.co/V3n6fPOWsC

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Resigning myself that I can't let social anxiety win and be a hermit https://t.co/74VColLYeV

Resigning myself that I can't let social...

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Me trying to get out of social gatherings https://t.co/HpJKbugAUJ

Me trying to get out of social gathering...

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Daily https://t.co/zHKFLsWgHg

Daily https://t.co/zHKFLsWgHg

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Me going through my fb friend list https://t.co/SX0m4rtGKy

Me going through my fb friend list https...

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

We're watching #TheGrinch and I'm finding him too relatable. Questioning all my life choices https://t.co/IEEGvXgqWX

We're watching #TheGrinch and I'm findin...

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Watching the Grinch and realized he must work at my local USPS and that's why things are always messed up 😩 https://t.co/343hRRFaOZ

Watching the Grinch and realized he must...

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@thetorontokid Aw good! How was your commute home?

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

Husband: are you listening to me? Me: No, we just found a new Lin Manuel clip. https://t.co/IUiwRLb1vr

Husband: are you listening to me?

Me: N...

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@shawna1776 @amazonprimenow Seriously, Amazon is my Santa .

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@shawna1776 Is there a resched date for the scotch town one?

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@thetorontokid @FoxColoredFall Oh true! Well, be careful going home! It only takes a couple inches for things to be a disaster down there.

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@thetorontokid @FoxColoredFall Oh good luck with that . I know y'all aren't equipped to handle it!

@2ndPOTUS That SOB John Adams @2ndPOTUS

‘Hamilton’ Opens in London. Does Anyone Know Who @the_a_dot_ham Is? https://t.co/S4ZcoxFlhs Narrator: "...No they d… https://t.co/WZzzPDeL8M

@kalamityjayne00 Amanda @kalamityjayne00

@thetorontokid @FoxColoredFall How much snow so far?

@MollyJongFast Molly Jong🕶Fast @MollyJongFast

It’s a 45% approval rating among Fox News viewers over the age of 76 with mild to moderate dementia. https://t.co/aQeDZuIJdx

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