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Can’t do much more of this cold. Where you at ST?? @ Surprise, Arizona https://t.co/FrhZ8vb5Ge
RETWEET RETWEET‼️‼️‼️ https://t.co/Gq5tWpFviE
I’m not crying you are 😰 https://t.co/vfeZh26XGN
If you are dumb enough to eat a Tide Pod please eat two.
I find it concerning that “incoming ballistic missile” was even queued up in draft form. Ready to send.
Raise your hand(s) if you’re ready for baseball season 👀 https://t.co/pMfcxvGBqs
Look, let's be real for a minute. If you have to be reminded not to drive fast or tailgate when there is literal ic… https://t.co/aDh3GlYl8J
Mila making fun of my coffee addiction https://t.co/0LOJdCgfrJ
37 days until pitchers and catchers report. https://t.co/ZIm1rrrBaP
Sad? Go to target. Happy? Go to target. Mad? Go to target? Bored? Go to target? Just got dumped? Go to target. Dying? Go to target.
Finding a classic in your tunes is better than finding a 20 in your pocket, you guys. https://t.co/BOrQskuQpv
I may be sheltered, but I never knew there were entire states where you cannot pump your own gas. This astounds me.
Any Royals fan who is opposed to paying Hoz his market value is flat out wrong. Don’t listen to the fuckery today.… https://t.co/OYFQrwgAqg
USPS Tracking: 1) Package has left facility 2) We have no fucking idea 3) Package delivered
What a beautiful human being https://t.co/3RUAxUqIKZ
Xmas goals https://t.co/rQWN9nYcrx
This is way, way worse than kneeling. He may as well be taking a piss on the flag. Utterly despicable. https://t.co/Iv6bIxq56C