Man of Leisure.
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No Tesla but I just Venmo'd you $1 million. Enjoy. https://t.co/eNQNCMFfbT
The technical shit in cinematography is easy to master. It's not M theory. What makes a great DP is their ability t… https://t.co/bsqGF1Szxb
So what happened while I was flying? Oh yeah, pit bull breaks into elementery school and bites 7 children. https://t.co/uENaEWBHjl
"Vlad, you have the best tasting dick. The bigliest." https://t.co/CCpw7758uL
Do you know what you call a fish "that is not allowed in other aquariums or other fish?" A SHARK.
Why is a shelter trying to adopt a pit bull that is "not allowed to go into another building or near other dogs." https://t.co/eVIWnwFdbb
On one hand I have this respectable indie film career with deep thought articles written about it. On the other han… https://t.co/0hL5n0KOuU
BODIED is the cover of this month's Cinema Scope with a review by the incredible Steven Shaviro,… https://t.co/YhchU9sDnU
Lunch on plane. Welcome to Asia. https://t.co/dosfF9GgUr
22 hour plane trip to Thailand including layover in Japan. Tough being Asian.
I just never really felt disciminated enough that it would slow my career or affect it in any major way. I enjoy th… https://t.co/qQbaC8HvFC
I've been shooting videos since 1990. I never really felt discriminated to be honest. Everyone's too busy going wha… https://t.co/qbt3zhIvUM
Today is my BBF's Birthday. He has a Twitter that he doesn't use much. So I'm going to take this opportunity to get… https://t.co/uXlVneVniu
What would you do? 😂😂🙆 https://t.co/IQyAvSxJ0g
The people who believe in God and those who believe in Trump are directly correlated.
Me: U called me, u need money? Mom: Of course. Your grandma wants to go on trip. Me: How much? Mom: $10,000 Me: That's alot. Mom: Ok $5,000
Music videos do not take four years to plot.
Finally plotted out an idea. It took four years.
YAS is the only punchline you can write to any joke now so it doesn't offend. Why did the chicken cross the road? YAS.
So if I understand correctly the president did a bunch of crimes and now he is going to fire the police
At museum today looking at pit bull skeletons. https://t.co/c59I3R60g5
Kids did you know that Will Smith is not just an actor but one of the most successful rappers of all time? https://t.co/kMvJoVFFJ4