@Rick (((and Morty)))

Rick (((and Morty)))

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

The new Rick and Morty live action tv show looks LIT https://t.co/97lXyo68lN

The new Rick and Morty live action tv sh...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

When someone retweets/likes their own tweet https://t.co/MLrcwYCNCh

When someone retweets/likes their own tw...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Roses are red Love is fake https://t.co/1q0BqWNaT6

Roses are red
Love is fake https://t.co/...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

I'm feelin a little smad today, wby? https://t.co/jFBobze9Mm

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

I’d swipe right https://t.co/Mv6uaXZjnk

I’d swipe right https://t.co/Mv6uaXZjnk

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

*out having a good time with friends* Anxiety: “they hate you” Me: “they’re my friends” Anxiety: “are they really?”… https://t.co/lwBaYJJdeu

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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friend: are you okay?

me: yeah

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

This shower curtain 😂 https://t.co/BdotwAQABE

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Rick and Morty season 4 might not air until 2019. https://t.co/6QscerRk1G

Rick and Morty season 4 might not air un...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Look Morty!! I turned myself into Tetrahydrocannabinol! I’m cannabis Rick!!!! https://t.co/5wC4aaODhE

Look Morty!! I turned myself into Tetrah...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Friends: We haven’t seen you in so long!? Let’s hangout tonight!! Me: I can’t tonight I’m super busy.. https://t.co/0krqLTdiec

Friends: We haven’t seen you in so long!...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

This is so cute https://t.co/Ov2eYilXML

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

RT if your dog loves you like snuffles loves morty https://t.co/mmr91IauGF

RT if your dog loves you like snuffles l...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

When someone asks what you do for fun and you’re trying to think of an answer that doesn’t involve alcohol https://t.co/QGQp8yD5um

When someone asks what you do for fun an...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

When you make a joke and it turns into a lecture https://t.co/pJO8uu2hzD

When you make a joke and it turns into a...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Hey kids *buuuurp* I’m Rick from Rick and Morty and you’re watching Disney Channel. Lick lick lick my balls and wub… https://t.co/zx2x4zdyN3

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

When you get roasted but they don’t know you’re about to come back with some real heat 🔥🔥 https://t.co/IsIYaEH0Et

When you get roasted but they don’t know...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Stranger Rick and Morty is something I could get into https://t.co/Nj9OKElBqp

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

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@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Me without bae when the clock hits midnight tonight https://t.co/LgsNzxKrOC

Me without bae when the clock hits midni...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

Me trying to excel in my career, have a social life, drink enough water, and pay all my bills... https://t.co/ZsGT0Ibwym

Me trying to excel in my career, have a...

@itsrickmorty Rick (((and Morty))) @itsrickmorty

If you water a tree with apple juice, is it considered forced cannibalism?? 😯😯 https://t.co/OFnufyZGqp

If you water a tree with apple juice, is...

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