I Put The Sexy In Dyslexia
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I like to hide pickled eggs,on St. Patrick's Day. It's like Spring Training,for Easter.
I won't be going green,for St. Patrick's Day. My carbon footprint is important to me.
I have decided to commission a selfie-statue.
I thought I wanted to learn how to klog dance. But my real talent,lies in unclogging.
A Buddhist monk,has been charged with meditated murder.
Fart jokes never go out of style. Although,they can be a bit long-winded.
My urine sample results,are starting to trickle in.
HAPPY Diecisiete de Marzo! ☘️☘️☘️☘️
My favorite alternative energy,is my brother.
A-Rod and J-Lo A match made in..........some Third World country!
Most comedians don't tell jokes.They are telling stories,about how much people irritate them.
Green urine can be dangerous,if you haven't been drinking any green beer.
Dead Sea Twitter Scrolls,calms my nerves.
I would watch NASCAR,if they had to drive through a giant windmill.
Struggling NASA,is now offering Tang and Extra Strength Pootie Tang.