@Garfield

Garfield

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Lasagna-loving, dog-punting, Monday hating, fat cat. Paws, Inc. http://t.co/aXVmm4k2NZ

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@garfield Garfield @garfield

Time to face another Monday. #IHateMondays #MondayBlues #WakeMeForTheWeekend https://t.co/D0NlVmrfCr

Time to face another Monday. #IHateMonda...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

@JamColley I’m terribly busy napping. Must we all be saying the “M” word on Sunday?

@JamColley Colley @JamColley

Garfield is a cat and doesn't have a job. The only ostensible difference between Monday and any other day is that J… https://t.co/6kfK9eTkG3

@garfield Garfield @garfield

#Cats are sophisticated. #Dogs...not so much. #CatsOfTwitter #catstagram #catsrule https://t.co/SDMwnm5x6J

#Cats are sophisticated. #Dogs...not so...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

All you need is love. And chocolate. Don't forget the chocolate. #HappyValentinesDay #happyvalentinesday2018… https://t.co/1Q2pAt6YJM

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Fat Tuesday? That's for amateurs. #FatTuesday #MardiGras #MardiGras18 https://t.co/IFg3zxmTsU

Fat Tuesday? That's for amateurs. #FatTu...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Nothing good happens on Monday. Sorry, #MondayMotivation. #IHateMondays https://t.co/Wv3kWWpZpc

Nothing good happens on Monday. Sorry, #...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

#NationalPizzaDay Just eat it. #PizzaDay #ILikeCheese https://t.co/uxuDHskgFF

#NationalPizzaDay Just eat it. #PizzaDay...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Party on. #TGIF #FridayFeeling #partytime #CatsOfTwitter #LifeOfTheParty https://t.co/AVp71qIFO0

Party on. #TGIF #FridayFeeling #partytim...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

I can resist everything but temptation. https://t.co/PwpgbfI1Bs #ThursdayThought #cats #CatsOfTwitter… https://t.co/NtBnVdRgKJ

@garfield Garfield @garfield

I never do anything. But, I never get a day off, either. #TuesdayThoughts #Agenda #Schedule #Naptime https://t.co/ghn6uRg5i9

I never do anything. But, I never get a...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Wake me for the weekend. #ihatemondays #sleep #MondayMorning #MondayMisery https://t.co/DtLConUteI

Wake me for the weekend. #ihatemondays #...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Game day. #SuperBowlSunday https://t.co/Y1O5Gzg83Q

Game day. #SuperBowlSunday https://t.co/...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

You can take the rest of the week off. You're welcome. #TGIF #FridayFeeling #weekend https://t.co/aRNhXWsUjJ

You can take the rest of the week off. Y...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Excuse me while I cough all over you. #CatsDontHaveGerms #Flu2018 #NoReallyIAmFine https://t.co/X1sm7La2Dg

Excuse me while I cough all over you. #C...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

It's only 10 years away...I mean, really. #SuperBlueBloodMoon2018 #SuperBlueBloodMoon #WednesdayWisdom… https://t.co/a3Iu0ryIbs

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Public speaking rule #1: Wear pants. #SOTU #Speech #pantsdown https://t.co/t6hilhpjiL

Public speaking rule #1:  Wear pants. #S...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Monday. Been there. Done that. Hate it. #IHateMondays #beentheredonethat #MondayBlues https://t.co/huKZgFtogt

Monday. Been there. Done that. Hate it....

@garfield Garfield @garfield

She may be on to something. #news #FridayFeeling #TGIF #WhoCares https://t.co/D0GaRGlsL4

She may be on to something. #news #Frida...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Dim sum. Yum. https://t.co/ZcArRIZKYX #dimsum #FoodieFriday #comics #Hongkong #FeedMe https://t.co/EpkWnmJoCr

Dim sum. Yum. https://t.co/ZcArRIZKYX #d...

@RealGrumpyCat Grumpy Cat @RealGrumpyCat

Terrible News! Grumpy Cat & Garfield Hardcover Graphic Novel Out Now at @Walmart https://t.co/83xZ7dND06 https://t.co/7MIrbFNsRG

Terrible News! Grumpy Cat & Garfield...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Triple-dipping is fine, however. https://t.co/uhK5fDl9db #tyson #dip #comic #CatsOfTwitter #SuperBowlLll https://t.co/78D3e3690y

Triple-dipping is fine, however. https:/...

@garfield_jp ガーフィールド【公式】 @garfield_jp

東京は雪☃️❄️こらこらガーフィールド。窓に雪だるま、描いたでしょ⛄️ #ガーフィールド #garfield https://t.co/BDXXQpP08J

東京は雪☃️❄️こらこらガーフィールド。窓に雪だるま、描いたでしょ⛄️ #ガーフ...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Truth. #dogs #cats #pets #CatsRule #FridayThoughts https://t.co/Zd3pcLt0Uf

Truth. #dogs #cats #pets #CatsRule #Frid...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Me, before coffee. #cats need a jump-start. #CatsOfTwitter #Coffee #CoffeeLover #JavaJunkie #JustBrewIt https://t.co/t3uVS0ir9l

Me, before coffee.  #cats need a jump-st...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Happy Birthday, @Lin_Manuel. Remember, age happens. https://t.co/H0oKZpNqtz https://t.co/llQW2bTuA0

Happy Birthday, @Lin_Manuel. Remember, a...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Mondays. Cruel and unusual punishment. #IHateMondays https://t.co/rESWoSPz6F

Mondays.  Cruel and unusual punishment....

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Whatever. #CatsOfTwitter #cats #ThursdayThoughts https://t.co/ut3Dy5WviA

Whatever. #CatsOfTwitter #cats #Thursday...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Remember, the cat ALWAYS wins. #WednesdayWisdom #cats #CatsOfTwitter #MyCushion https://t.co/nXZQHaF8dX

Remember, the cat ALWAYS wins. #Wednesda...

@garfield Garfield @garfield

Oh, wait. I DO like to complain. My bad. #complaint #TuesdayThoughts #kvetching https://t.co/VPUm0enjzS

Oh, wait.  I DO like to complain. My bad...

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