@Eddie Ferrero

Eddie Ferrero

Tweets by @eddie_ferrero

Abandoned by wolves. Raised by humans. Kind of an asshole.

Norman, OK

15,692 Tweets 4,422 Followers 3,374 Followings 26,471 Likes

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@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Cost of Goods S-Oldboy #OfficePartySchmovies @Schmovie

@Dreamweasel Eight Weaselly Nights @Dreamweasel

How to Lose Your Job in 10 Drinks #OfficePartySchmovies

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

HR We There Yet? @Schmovie #OfficePartySchmovies

@Dreamweasel Eight Weaselly Nights @Dreamweasel

CARRIE-oke #OfficePartySchmovies

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Dirty Table Dancing @Schmovie #OfficePartySchmovies

@foniker Kenan Turnbull @foniker

@eddie_ferrero Bite the bedbugs before they bite you.

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

I get blanketed with rose petals right before Kevin Spacey angrily teabags my forehead #StuffIDoInBed

@tequilarebel Rebel With A Cause @tequilarebel

Look at the inside of my eyelids. #StuffIDoInBed

@NotThatJonesy Jonesy. @NotThatJonesy

Anger the Gods. #StuffIDoInBed

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Use chopsticks to pick rice colored bugs out of the mattress foam #StuffIDoInBed

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

My fleshlight from behind #StuffIDoInBed

@lianakey21 L i a n a Key @lianakey21

Socks in the city #DressUpTheMovies

@_A_n_d_r_e_w_s Andrew @_A_n_d_r_e_w_s

#DressUpTheMovies The Shirt Locker

@chrispenartist 🎅Christmas Peña🎅 @chrispenartist

Pulp Fashion #DressUpTheMovies

@Billie_Jean00 Billie🎄 @Billie_Jean00

The Heels Have Eyes #DressUpTheMovies

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Robe-o-cop #DressUpTheMovies https://t.co/mDfyrvrO9W

Robe-o-cop #DressUpTheMovies https://t.c...

@craigflynn1 craig onetweetwonder @craigflynn1

Prada of the bride #DressUpTheMovies

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Mission to Marv Albert's #DressUpTheMovies

@LukeWheeler01 Luke, Deft ✋🏼 @LukeWheeler01

True Ties #DressUpTheMovies

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Harry and the Kardashians #DressUpTheMovies

@DaSkrambledEgg David E @DaSkrambledEgg

Black Hawk Gown #DressUpTheMovies

@BennettD1885 dbennett1885_fthenorm__yes, i am a grinch. @BennettD1885

@eddie_ferrero i get those two confused all the time as well. i'm sure we all do, right? (apple & asshole)

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

There is no “i” in Sauron #ScandalsInLandOfMakeBelieve

@MaybePileComedy Maybe Pile @MaybePileComedy

"Far far away" is actually a quarter mile at most. #ScandalsInLandOfMakeBelieve

@craigflynn1 craig onetweetwonder @craigflynn1

Three little pigs charged with bacon and entering. #ScandalsInLandOfMakeBelieve

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Tyrion Lannister once fingerblasted Snow White’s apple ... I mean, asshole #ScandalsInLandOfMakeBelieve

@eddie_ferrero Eddie Ferrero @eddie_ferrero

Besides the wardrobe, the only way into Narnia is through Roy Moore’s fly #ScandalsInLandOfMakeBelieve

@CoolChris_007 CoolChris_007 @CoolChris_007

#PutOutAFilmOnFire Firestopper https://t.co/ANuXn6cy29

#PutOutAFilmOnFire
Firestopper https://t...

@JoeSarandrea Joe Sarandrea @JoeSarandrea

St. Elmo's Fire Extinguisher #PutOutAFilmOnFire

@toandfro1979 Gifthorse Dentist @toandfro1979

Immolating John Malkovich #PutOutAFilmOnFire

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