@Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold

Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold

Tweets by @drigghostmo1987

NOT A skeleton in a ghost costume. An aCtUaL ghost with an AcTuAl boner. Ghost account for @Driggizmo1987 aka the man under the sheet and behind the boner.

Middleburg, FL

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@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

@Shellski5 the Lone Ranger https://t.co/hM1ccVtXwD

@Shellski5 the Lone Ranger https://t.co/...

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

@Shellski5 GARF soup yuck flat earth abandonment Earf. I support forbidding that theory... Garf... Garfunkel and S… https://t.co/pFM0wXSI9p

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

Don’t make “it” together anymore #RuinLoveIn5Words

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

@just_some_lady Someone gonna steal my nipppe identity? 😂😂😂

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

@just_some_lady Yeah 3-4 random times a week I get weird between the hours of 3:00am-6:00am EST

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

@just_some_lady I always DM the fuck outta people when I’m drunk. Show them my nipples, cuss them out, take bizarre videos. THE WORKS

@candidqueso Brie Queso @candidqueso

60 MINUTE POLL: Just 1 hour to vote so RT liberally, please... Tonight's @brielisttags tag should be:

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

Alright gonna try something new, getting drunk off my ass, BUT leaving y’all alone in the DM’s... minus the one.

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

Then I WON’T leave him any milk, make him eat that stale ass cookie dry. That outta show him!💪🏻🤨 #IfSatanWereSanta

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

Pro Tip: pin all your worst tweets to your profile so only people that like you, will like it. Also it helps to war… https://t.co/dAbRpdKZwt

@LukeWheeler01 Luke, Deft ✋🏼 @LukeWheeler01

#IfSatanWereSanta he'd bring me a devil of a present.

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

I’d’ve won those “Star Wars” right away piece of cake: all you gotta do is kill that emperor before he gets his lig… https://t.co/NEVOo5fOyP

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

Santan just sounds stupid, he’d never pull it off. 😏😂 #IfSatanWereSanta

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

#IfSatanWereSanta ...I dunno but either way Santa’s definitely going to hell! Nobody has that many kids sit on thei… https://t.co/9MAQAC7tVV

@SheaBrowning Shea Browning @SheaBrowning

#IfSatanWereSanta hell would be full of elves.

@TheGnurb Gnurbenezer Scrooge @TheGnurb

#IfSatanWereSanta. I imagine dyslexia would have something to do with it.

@nancyhilda1 nancy @nancyhilda1

#IfSatanWereSanta Mrs Claus might be in some trouble.

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

#IfSatanWereSanta then who’d be Gary Busey?

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

I’m not convinced he deserved that promotion😒 #IfSatanWereSanta

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

@kittyBubbles99 One two three four I declare a 👍🏻 war! 👍🏻😀👍🏻

@drigghostmo1987 Ghost of Christmas Boners Past ~ Clark W. Jizzwold @drigghostmo1987

Pretty sure both them dudes are make believe, so he might as well be. What the hell?! #IfSatanWereSanta

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