NOT A skeleton in a ghost costume. An aCtUaL ghost with an AcTuAl boner. Ghost account for @Driggizmo1987 aka the man under the sheet and behind the boner.
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@Shellski5 the Lone Ranger https://t.co/hM1ccVtXwD
@Shellski5 GARF soup yuck flat earth abandonment Earf. I support forbidding that theory... Garf... Garfunkel and S… https://t.co/pFM0wXSI9p
Don’t make “it” together anymore #RuinLoveIn5Words
@just_some_lady Someone gonna steal my nipppe identity? 😂😂😂
@just_some_lady Yeah 3-4 random times a week I get weird between the hours of 3:00am-6:00am EST
@just_some_lady I always DM the fuck outta people when I’m drunk. Show them my nipples, cuss them out, take bizarre videos. THE WORKS
Alright gonna try something new, getting drunk off my ass, BUT leaving y’all alone in the DM’s... minus the one.
Then I WON’T leave him any milk, make him eat that stale ass cookie dry. That outta show him!💪🏻🤨 #IfSatanWereSanta
Pro Tip: pin all your worst tweets to your profile so only people that like you, will like it. Also it helps to war… https://t.co/dAbRpdKZwt
I’d’ve won those “Star Wars” right away piece of cake: all you gotta do is kill that emperor before he gets his lig… https://t.co/NEVOo5fOyP
Santan just sounds stupid, he’d never pull it off. 😏😂 #IfSatanWereSanta
#IfSatanWereSanta ...I dunno but either way Santa’s definitely going to hell! Nobody has that many kids sit on thei… https://t.co/9MAQAC7tVV
#IfSatanWereSanta then who’d be Gary Busey?
I’m not convinced he deserved that promotion😒 #IfSatanWereSanta
@kittyBubbles99 One two three four I declare a 👍🏻 war! 👍🏻😀👍🏻
Pretty sure both them dudes are make believe, so he might as well be. What the hell?! #IfSatanWereSanta