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My super power is giving would-be line cutters the stink eye
I love how people are saying these kids are actors. Have you *seen* a high school play?
With everything going on in the media about me this Valentine’s Day I don’t want people to get distracted and forge… https://t.co/AUeOIPjgkf
Oh good. We needed this to erase Snactched! https://t.co/V9E6nGfddl
View from SpaceX Launch Control. Apparently, there is a car in orbit around Earth. https://t.co/QljN2VnL1O
When a makeup artist asks you if you’d like a little concealer, it’s not actually a question
Just learned that our desire to consume lots of sugar and fat has been hard-wired since the Pleistocene era, which… https://t.co/DDkCZXakR4
cinnamon roll cat https://t.co/UY9dOdgjT2
My Trump rage is being *temporarily* replaced by my slushy corners rage. Because it is important to always live with rage.
Twitter allows Nazis a safe space and let’s an unhinged President threaten nuclear war. Facebook allows misleading… https://t.co/Bgc2ZhxwN6
Just kind of weighing whether or not i should get my tooth fixed or let nulear anihiliation take care of it for me.
Nobody understands Me.
The town I grew up in just got a Sephora, which means it’s official, I was 15 years behind the trends my entire childhood