@Faber

Faber

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Dairy Farmer, Bald,Chubby, Hot Wife, Good at Marketing. SC: faberds

Burlington Wa

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@dfaber84 Faber @dfaber84

Sometimes I pull out a wet wipe just so my kids run into the other room.

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Some say college doesn't prepare you for real life, but there I was last night holding my daughters hair as she puked in the toilet.

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@SugdenSteve 🤣🤣

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@AllisonDevitre Thanks Allison 😊

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They are doing the best they can. https://t.co/SRokLVMHmO

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@SciGroupie 'Twas.

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@HV_holsteins 💁🏼‍♂️

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Wife got a wool, plaid negligee that says I want to be sexy, but I don't want to be cold. https://t.co/oQWdJid7LD

Wife got a wool, plaid negligee that say...

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Looks like it's time to set up my booth again. #NationalMammographyDay

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Vet: This one is pregnant. Me: Who is your daddy and what does he do? Vet: Mr Faber, it was only funny the first time.

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@CandiceJBauer Great idea!

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@TSlegers09 Fixed it for you. https://t.co/AmoN3k6olJ

@TSlegers09 Fixed it for you. https://t....

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Remember when I told u to sell the house and buy bitcoin? My next tip is low risk with massive upside, buy class iii milk futures.

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Frying Nemo #AddDeathRuinAMovie

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@RichelleAndreas I like it.

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Keep your friends close and your enemies closerer... https://t.co/6IDzdXSHz3

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@UARK_SoilTest Love it!

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@DefinitionDarin I need you to talk to my wife.

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Someone at USDA has too much time on their hands. https://t.co/vMQJNRXEou

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I'm all over #NationalChocolateCupcakeDay like a fat kid on....nvm.

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@jamesbareman 😂😂

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@PFSagronomyguy Her "friend" already took that one...

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@albrechtwo Pour one out for your homie...

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Kindergarten is so easy they said...as we frantically look around the house 5 mins before the bus comes, for something that starts with A.

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Daughter: I have to bring something red to class. Me: Here's a cash flow statement.

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@KFRY388 🙊😬

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*updates dating profile. https://t.co/Rj5z5PAblD

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There was 23 but the witch died. https://t.co/wqYc3VLMrW

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@GoddessofGrain You are gonna quit smoking in three months?

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All this righteous living is paying off, milk is up for a second day.

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