Dairy Farmer, Bald,Chubby, Hot Wife, Good at Marketing. SC: faberds
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Sometimes I pull out a wet wipe just so my kids run into the other room.
Some say college doesn't prepare you for real life, but there I was last night holding my daughters hair as she puked in the toilet.
They are doing the best they can. https://t.co/SRokLVMHmO
Wife got a wool, plaid negligee that says I want to be sexy, but I don't want to be cold. https://t.co/oQWdJid7LD
Vet: This one is pregnant. Me: Who is your daddy and what does he do? Vet: Mr Faber, it was only funny the first time.
Remember when I told u to sell the house and buy bitcoin? My next tip is low risk with massive upside, buy class iii milk futures.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closerer... https://t.co/6IDzdXSHz3
Someone at USDA has too much time on their hands. https://t.co/vMQJNRXEou
Kindergarten is so easy they said...as we frantically look around the house 5 mins before the bus comes, for something that starts with A.
Daughter: I have to bring something red to class. Me: Here's a cash flow statement.
*updates dating profile. https://t.co/Rj5z5PAblD
There was 23 but the witch died. https://t.co/wqYc3VLMrW
All this righteous living is paying off, milk is up for a second day.