Dairy Farmer, Bald,Chubby, Hot Wife, Good at Marketing.
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Wife: When the Doc said start clean eating, he didn’t mean scrub everything with Tide Pods.
I can’t wait to see my Democrat Uncles at Thanksgiving. https://t.co/uB33eMJik6
Success in life is all about timing kids. Me, as i slice open a perfectly ripened Avocado for the kids.
If you put butter in your coffee, you won’t be sad. https://t.co/1jeO2cg8aF
Look all I’m saying is Trudeau became PM, and Canada starts losing at Curling and Hockey.
Me: Did you poop your pants? Daughter... https://t.co/BuYsVjo4U6
Camo packaging for Elk is cute until you can’t see the package anymore. https://t.co/ydaIWSFt02