@LUCKY ELDER

LUCKY ELDER

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DéJoé aka ti nèg Senmak aka Ransèu Profesyonèl aka Fat Black Jesus. Standup comedian, entertainer. For booking: jvonelder@gmail.com

Haiti

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@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

@cutiega Didn't know you were a J.Cole fan

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Lè misye di lòt la gade grosèl c pete sèlmanl k pete a, m'santim fistreeeeeee 😒

@_Jetry_ Jetry Dumont @_Jetry_

M swete Black Panther fè 3 bagay nan mond lan: 1- Ralanti ekspansyon douko nan kominote fanm nwa 2- ekstèmine koze… https://t.co/WGQpJfZb91

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

@SeraphinS1 Èva

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@Gaelleactrice Bi, tu sais que tu peux 'manier' quand tu veux lol

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

My beard should be the only hair between your legs

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

M'tande yap pale de bab... https://t.co/DfcUHq7lSz

M'tande yap pale de bab... https://t.co/...

@neverknownfacts Interesting Facts @neverknownfacts

Sloppy handwriting by doctors is responsible for over 7,000 deaths every year.

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

@Gaelleactrice Minn c sinonim, mpa k tann poum wè fim sa

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Diferans ant on ateyis ak on monoteyis: Si gen twa mil "Dyeu" - ateyis la pa kwè nan twa mil - monoteyis la pa k… https://t.co/8atc4VtDJE

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Mpa konprann, c Yanni ki sovaj la oubyen fanm lan? 🤔 Bèl ti mizik tho 🎶

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

@sluxana Gen youn deja, m'pral ekri on lòt/nouvo ki pi adapte/apwopriye a tan nap viv la

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

You don't even believe in Jesus Why you got a Jesus piece? 🎤 #babraje #Jesus https://t.co/zty7rvaW0Q

You don't even believe in Jesus
Why you...

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Si m'genyenw, m'genyen 🏆

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Nèg yo g'on mòd yo di yo manjel deja Sa pa gadem c mwen kap manjel kounya🎙️🎤

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Lady, I wanna share my "meat balls" with you like #Tramp did with #Lady #menbonlirik

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

I think I might need a chimney in my room #strangeclouds

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Si te mueves como lo haces Tu me matas🎙️

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Shithole country > Mass Shooting country #imo

@stanweirdo bernice | saw bp twice! @stanweirdo

a friendly reminder to everyone: DO NOT SPOIL BLACK PANTHER DO NOT SPOIL BLACK PANTHER DO NOT SPOIL BLACK PANTHER… https://t.co/2dWsf86bWs

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

@ayalvl509 Baz, menm Popeye c pa sèl epina li t konn rale nan pip la 😂😂😂 #subliminal

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

@YvArnel I know, right? Lol

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Bebi gèul ou mèt biliv, ou di mil fwa pi bèl san mékòp 😍

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

... trop vieux pour* mourir Zafè pa ka edit sou twitè sa c ekspre yo fè oubyen?

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

"À peine sorti des entrailles de sa mère, le nouveau né est déjà trop vieux mourir" #rip #anythingbutthekids #fuckedupworld #sadtruth

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#NewProfilePic https://t.co/VnEmq0lZ3X

#NewProfilePic https://t.co/VnEmq0lZ3X

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

When you finally realize why Lucky Luke's eyes were always so low 😂 #mood #unpeudamsterdamdansmabouche… https://t.co/Qdqyb4ulhT

@TheTweetOfGod God @TheTweetOfGod

If you want to keep dangerous weapons out of the hands of the mentally ill, don't elect them President.

@de_jwe LUCKY ELDER @de_jwe

Si m'gen on ide kounya la epi nan fè neglijan m'pa ekril menm moman an, on ti distraksyon senp tankou dèyè bèl ti m… https://t.co/pjFqWVPBLO

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