@David Schneider

David Schneider

Tweets by @davidschneider

Actor, writer, director, fool.

London

31,951 Tweets 323,377 Followers 1,467 Followings 10,575 Likes

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@davidschneider David Schneider @davidschneider

I’m off on a short Twitterbreak to write a telly thing about Brexit. It’s a farce with loads of really bleak humour… https://t.co/f8nky2utgk

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Trump's map of the world. Latest update: https://t.co/p4FuDXSkyv

Trump's map of the world. Latest update:...

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@stephen_tremain You misunderstand. My target was this government’s attempt to distract from the NHS. Do you really… https://t.co/YtPj4RTRnd

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"This pumped up pompous popinjay has put UK's main investment relationship at risk" says pumped up pompous popinjay… https://t.co/3wfNPyVdNh

@LifeOfElric Elric Cadwallader @LifeOfElric

Because I found out that Clinton has a card shop there. #ICancelledMyTripToLondon

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@ndanetomlinson Thank you. I agree.

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Reason I’m not going out with Jennifer Lawrence is I couldn’t stand the way she chewed her food. Wanted me to go ou… https://t.co/jGCuRfZ2j5

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@juniordrblog I should certainly have cropped the pic. What was I thinking?!

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“Pay no attention to the people dying in corridors at A&E, we’ve suddenly got keen on the green crap again!” https://t.co/9zKClqfRxS

“Pay no attention to the people dying in...

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People are dying in corridors but as long as there’s money for the DUP, the EU divorce bill and to bail out private… https://t.co/mECsOyjNLA

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*advert voice* Bored of endorsing far right politicians? Worried you're not on TV so much or that you'll lose your… https://t.co/yyTy9IU2be

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@Baddiel @Amdramband I think it’s still 431-416 to you

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You won! Get over it! https://t.co/PjlFYgyDEO

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@wheresparko @Aelkron Of course you can. Brexit will do (has already done) significant harm to the economy. It’s Br… https://t.co/52jPYbiZt3

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“Let’s take the £54bn we could have spent on the NHS and piss it away on Brexit instead” https://t.co/fZKJKlVfLq

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Before June 2016: “Marmite. You either love it or you hate it” After June 2016: “Marmite. You either love it or yo… https://t.co/yfbq3PW9C2

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@gregjames Let me tell you it's a wonderful feeling even to be just off to one side in one... https://t.co/plzuY0tr2u

@gregjames Let me tell you it's a wonder...

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In this week’s Strong And Stable Leadership... https://t.co/dwu1oX0Lpa

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@swrain79 @ytfcbadger I think it’s us who have been not sensible and risked our citizens prosperity. The EU rules o… https://t.co/go7vxn07mj

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June 2016 Remainers: “Leaving the single market will be a catastrophe for our economy! It’ll be like 2008!” Brexite… https://t.co/9tqV56fRrT

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Astonishing. Davis and Hammond warning of catastrophe if the European financial sector is forced to fragment by the… https://t.co/6TnxaQhYPE

@haveigotnews HaveIGotNewsForYou @haveigotnews

Virgin Trains to stop selling The Daily Mail on moral grounds, says billionaire who sued the NHS. https://t.co/8o7b59mwc0

Virgin Trains to stop selling The Daily...

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“No deal is better than a bad deal” “No deal is better than a bad deal” “No deal is better than a bad deal” “No dea… https://t.co/a6FLhvO7Mf

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Siri. Show me the opposite of Theresa May’s speech about fighting against burning injustices and helping the just a… https://t.co/qcJjj6c5Vv

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Bloody hell! We've been nommed! Massive congrats to all involved! #EEBAFTAs https://t.co/SE5SHymmAr

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#cabinetreshuffle summary NOT SACKABLE OFFENCES: Endangering British citizen in Iranian prison Jokes about Libyans… https://t.co/Q0dAXzSsZg

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Arsonist: I’ve burnt down hundreds of houses, I want to burn down hundreds more. Theresa May: Of course. Here are… https://t.co/P0R8qtc7DB

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Quite right too. If you can’t be rewarded for forcing the sick to wait 6 hours in ambulances at A&E and presiding o… https://t.co/iSQ2OKENO1

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Quite right too. If a man can’t be rewarded for endangering a British subject in an Iranian prison, joking about pe… https://t.co/KDiHbsQRYq

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As Theresa May promises a Minister for a No Deal Brexit in the reshuffle, here they are practicing for the job. https://t.co/VRKbbar1gY

As Theresa May promises a Minister for a...

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