Tunbridge Wells, Kent
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The difference between a Catholic priest raping a child and a Christian one is the Catholic will scream "YOU deserv… https://t.co/5jB4Sr0hi1
How by altar boys dreams have been shattered in here?
Most people probably write a tweet a the thought "how many new followers will this get me?" whereas I get the thoug… https://t.co/9hIStQohfL
Anyone else hold it until everyone else has left the bathroom?
When your having a poo in a very quiet public toilet and someone sits in the stall next to you, at what point is it… https://t.co/LG5AZM0ojx
One might even say this is heavenly
Supposed to be attending my friends 30th birthday party but I've been in this church hall toilet for a good twenty… https://t.co/YLn6Pz9Fo3
If my shit stain looks like the virgin Mary, will they still scrape it off the bowl in the morning?
Church toilets are a very peaceful place to have a poo. There is nothing holy about what is dropping out of me though
Guys. Guys. I'm starting to think giving the most powerful job in the world to a bigoted mobbed up reality show sta… https://t.co/CjiOGOChaE
Morally, I win
I was going to tweet that directly at Dec but unlike me my wife has a heart and made me promise not to
Dec seems lonely