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Tunbridge Wells, Kent

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@bushontheradio @absoluteradio my dad (a now retired police officer) once got called a "bloody jobsworth" by the Queen

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The difference between a Catholic priest raping a child and a Christian one is the Catholic will scream "YOU deserv… https://t.co/5jB4Sr0hi1

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How by altar boys dreams have been shattered in here?

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Most people probably write a tweet a the thought "how many new followers will this get me?" whereas I get the thoug… https://t.co/9hIStQohfL

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Anyone else hold it until everyone else has left the bathroom?

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When your having a poo in a very quiet public toilet and someone sits in the stall next to you, at what point is it… https://t.co/LG5AZM0ojx

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One might even say this is heavenly

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#ILoveAGoodPoo

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Supposed to be attending my friends 30th birthday party but I've been in this church hall toilet for a good twenty… https://t.co/YLn6Pz9Fo3

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If my shit stain looks like the virgin Mary, will they still scrape it off the bowl in the morning?

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Church toilets are a very peaceful place to have a poo. There is nothing holy about what is dropping out of me though

@funder Scott Dworkin @funder

.@realDonaldTrump- Imagine this: You can go to Mar-a-Lago whenever you want without criticism. You never have to c… https://t.co/KukADYcgQv

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@chrissyteigen That is the most 2018 thing I've ever heard

@HeerJeet Jeet Heer @HeerJeet

Guys. Guys. I'm starting to think giving the most powerful job in the world to a bigoted mobbed up reality show sta… https://t.co/CjiOGOChaE

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@realDonaldTrump Yet you say nothing about the people who have died on your own property? Ya big orange twat

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@MSmithBubbles just saw the last episode of TPB, you had my crying with laughter then crying like a kid who's just… https://t.co/TCT8Km6SAU

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@hitRECordJoe Sharktopus

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What is it the @NRA believe the "Liberal Hollywood elite" stand to gain from taking their guns as they claim they a… https://t.co/b5u228Cwfd

@KaivanShroff Kaivan Shroff @KaivanShroff

Hundreds of thousands more Americans showed up to #MarchForOurLives (left) than to Trump’s Inauguration (right): https://t.co/bf7XDggzMF

Hundreds of thousands more Americans sho...

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@dog_rates Dis is Muggins and she is my special little princess #NationalPuppyDay https://t.co/veFJc3E2ks

@dog_rates Dis is Muggins and she is my...

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@absoluteradio it's my mates anniversary today, can you let the world know how much he needs Amanda Hungankiss

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@absoluteradio plus let my Co worker Ian Paul Freely has drunk too much tea this morning, we just call him by his initials though. Cheers

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@antanddec Dec seems lonely

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Fuck it

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Morally, I win

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I was going to tweet that directly at Dec but unlike me my wife has a heart and made me promise not to

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Dec seems lonely

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@jonholmes1 @KymriskaDraken @PeasOneDay @MooseAllain Nothing will top that, that's enough Internet for me tonight

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@PeasOneDay @MooseAllain Why is Nicholas Lindhurst wearing a dress?

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@ThingsWithin *you're, as in "you're a writer you should know this"

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