@James Crossley

James Crossley

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Comedian, apparently.

Tunbridge Wells

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@crossleyjc James Crossley @crossleyjc

@richardosman Another Brick In The Wall?

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@SethMacFarlane @FOXtvUK Not the Disney Channel?

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Satan: My Life With Dyslexia. #SantasAutobiographyTitle

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@WeeMissBea @taskmaster @watsoncomedian @RonJichardson The calendar looks like a bizarre Greg Davies autopsy.

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@rickygervais Blimey, Tommy Cannon's let himself go.

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@qikipedia It's called Osterity.

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@jackwhitehall The White House.

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@Nigel_Farage You've got your EU pension. Pot calling kettle black?

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They call him Dominic Grievance. #brexitbill #Amendment7

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@daddeeof3 @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Of course, it's so simple!

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@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends So you're saying that the 10% which is positive is also fake news?

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@StarTrek When I realised @jonathansfrakes would have been a much better choice as director. A MUCH better choice!

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@WeeMissBea Drinkwater sounds like a lifestyle choice..

@cinemasins cinemasins @cinemasins

Everything Wrong With Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. https://t.co/JbTRxmfPBy

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@qikipedia No wonder they never have time to mate.

@haveigotnews HaveIGotNewsForYou @haveigotnews

Commuters left stranded as hundreds of train services are cancelled. And in areas where it has snowed it’s even worse.

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@bbclaurak Is she staring at de feet?

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@StarTrek F. Murray Abraham!

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Cheggers days stop.

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@KermodeMovie @ObsNewReview What, no Sharknado 5?

@NicolaJSwinney Nicola Jane Swinney @NicolaJSwinney

Don't we all. https://t.co/wXN2GDRPjf

Don't we all. https://t.co/wXN2GDRPjf

@crossleyjc James Crossley @crossleyjc

Who would have thought Max Clifford had a heart to attack?

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@StarTrek @akaWorf Minsk.

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@qikipedia How about From Me Tofu?

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How is Richard Hammond still alive? #TheGrandTour

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Thank you @NoelGallagher @taylorswift13 @arcadefire @KasabianHQ and @HansZimmer - it's been an eclectic year.… https://t.co/qPTprgs90g

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Sleepy Holocaust. #MakeAMiserableFilm

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I'm sure the Middle East advisors to @realDonaldTrump said the situation in #Jerusalem requires due diligence.

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@HowlerCo If I make a mistake when posting a joke is there a way to delete it?

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@AdriannePalicki @TheOrville The year's best Discovery.

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