@Count Vlad

Count Vlad

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If you need to ask who I am, you're too stupid to type and a no mark racist arsehole. Bring it on

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@countvlad01 Count Vlad @countvlad01

@UKIP NO IT DOESN'T amount to the same as the Entire Edution budget. See https://t.co/8gNIfH6aWn. How about going b… https://t.co/PD6OkqPboi

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@richardosman All very well, but so far only two of the standoffs have shown up on my feed before the results 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

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@Nigel_Farage IT'S BEHIND YOU!!!! (Don'tcha just love Panto season, though to be fair, every day is Panto season for Farrago)

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About bloody time. https://t.co/EMzZW1ujtM

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@PatrickBHenry Someone's been putting amphetamines on their cornflakes...

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@Nigel_Farage So you're finally admitting you've been an utter failure then.

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@UKIP And if you can't tune in, find someone with opposable thumbs to help you ...

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@Otto_English Well I didn't vote for it! Er... wrong film quote *slinks out sheepishly*

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@UKIPNFKN THEY'RE BEHIND YOU. Oh. Sorry. Been to a panto 😳

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After your latest bunch of election results, I thought I'd pop in and see if anyone was actually at home. Clearly n… https://t.co/FM6C1QfjvV

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@MarieAnnUK @susannareid100 @benshephard @toryboypierce @Kevin_Maguire @kategarraway THEREA "a breed of crespecular cockroach". 😁😁😁

@Trump_ton Trumpton @Trump_ton

I know we're not used to it this year, but those of us that oppose Brexit, Trump and the politics they represent ha… https://t.co/mKs8Fq1D5M

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Blimey! That's some penguin! 🐧 Love the 'not the actual penguin' note against the picture😁 https://t.co/zzB0hIlp4N

@MarieAnnUK Britgirl Hates Brexshit #FBPE @MarieAnnUK

*Brexit Explained* https://t.co/xhtwhVr4lS

*Brexit Explained* https://t.co/xhtwhVr4...

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@Far_Right_Watch Time for bed I think. Fully expecting some sort of voting allegations by the loser before surfacin… https://t.co/ff7plFKACb

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@SarahHughesSJ1 @LizKershawDJ @Stuart7773 @SKinnock @Jacob_Rees_Mogg I got 6 words in and ruptured my spleen laughing. Who's your dealer?

@Anti_DJTrump Anti-DJ.Trump @Anti_DJTrump

'Make our Planet Great Again': France courts American scientists with new grant money https://t.co/bAgy1Adn3D — Da… https://t.co/JcgHJEwy6O

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@UKIP @_HenryBolton Actually it's votes you need. Good luck with that 🍃

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@realDonaldTrump Er ... What exactly do the 2 Hebrew words mean?

@Far_Right_Watch Far Right Watch @Far_Right_Watch

When the always and forever 100% #Brexit Daily Express says this, you know : The Truth is slowly coming out, drip b… https://t.co/NrTWmfeYtG

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@KTHopkins Seems fair enough. No preferential treatment to evil assholes there.

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@FelipeJohnson33 @KTHopkins Ooh ... who clearly failed both English and biology then ...

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@HalalKitty5 It's a peppery spicy Boulognese sauce really. Lovely. Did it in an emergency once when the haggis bur… https://t.co/TKBrw6fKVa

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@Swen28002 @Otto_English Love the fact 'denn' is a German word ...

@TheNewEuropean The New European @TheNewEuropean

Nigel Farage is reimagined as The Cheshire Tw*t in a satirical new bedtime story, Alice in Brexitland. Watch Miles… https://t.co/HUJdcA8PxI

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@hugorifkind 🎵with anyone else but me🎵 Er ... hang on, wrong lyrics ...

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@_HenryBolton @UKIP It's really not polite to call people members 😁

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@UKIP @_HenryBolton Yep. More mangled English. Are you foreign?

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@UKIP @_HenryBolton Er ... That's YOU want to be fully out now. Don't suppose you speak for me, matey

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@RevRichardColes 11 handfuls of snow and still not willing ☺

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