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Don't pay attention to the Omarosa's, Trump's still winning. Jordan went to the last Trump Rally of the year to ask… https://t.co/CW1mKTDa79

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Pretty embarrassing we're still on Twitter when there are all these hot new apps out there. #TheFakeNews with Ted N… https://t.co/lvGan7WA9B

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Congrats to @BonJovi on being pretty good enough to make it into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. https://t.co/jn8qjoB4qV

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The #DailyShow's @roywoodjr thinks the GOP can learn a lot from the hip-hop community. https://t.co/hs1NS2S59f

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Webster's Dictionary chose Feminism as its Word of the Year, while Reddit chose to ignore women entirely.

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This is how you get revved up for The Fake News. Tonight! https://t.co/gDEoSvcWIh

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Nothing means anything and we're all going to die. Might as well watch the first four episodes of @Corporate, now s… https://t.co/VRrBEAwX31

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"You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump," claims USA Today editorial. https://t.co/wD5cAzCtNF

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#ThankYouAlabama for supporting the president SO MUCH you wrote-in Luther Strange yesterday! To remind you of Trump… https://t.co/TzdlG6B97z

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And now a quick update on the mission to rescue the president from a well. #TheFakeNews with Ted Nelms premieres to… https://t.co/ilODmfrjDR

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Roy Moore, Doug Jones, and literally everyone else right now. https://t.co/UHPGC9WBul

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Hey, Horse Twitter. We have a thread for you. https://t.co/azBJYz3knL

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Our Hanukkah gelt is up to $17,000 right now. https://t.co/sXPwsziVDe

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No one wants to have their long face lampooned. Not even a horse.

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So the horse entered the bar as someone’s date. You don’t have to love that the horse is there, but be polite.

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Anyone who’s bold enough to date a horse is likely not hesitant to take that horse to previously unheard of places.… https://t.co/RR8C6ZgrLQ

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Long story short, dating a horse is complicated. Getting your horse into a bar is only one of a wide array of chall… https://t.co/GkO25wIddp

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That’s when we started to think about this @NYMag article from 2014 entitled “What It’s Like to Date a Horse.” https://t.co/PTvzaKbaGt

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What we’re getting at is a horse is probably not coming into a bar in its own. So who the hell is dragging their horse into a bar?

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Even if a horse did have a drinking problem, how would they order at the bar? Is the bartender a horse whisperer?

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Some people might think it’s funny to get a horse drunk. It’s not. Not only is it dangerous for the horse, it’s dangerous for you.

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If a horse walks into a bar something has gone wrong. Does this horse have a drinking problem? If so, where did that come from?

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Horses rarely go indoors. There’s a number of reasons for this: Their size, their inability to control their bowels, etc.

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A horse walks into a bar, but why? It’s time for some game theory.

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In the wake of President Trump’s endorsement of Roy Moore, The #DailyShow questions the GOP’s approach to sexual as… https://t.co/lN145dfYav

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The reviews are in: The Last Jedi delivers on giving you two precious hours when your family doesn't have to talk t… https://t.co/okpJ4TKEYE

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On tomorrow's premiere, #TheFakeNews with Ted Nelms brings you an update on Hurricane Randy. https://t.co/8v8IWO5YeP

On tomorrow's premiere, #TheFakeNews wit...

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