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Don't pay attention to the Omarosa's, Trump's still winning. Jordan went to the last Trump Rally of the year to ask… https://t.co/CW1mKTDa79
Webster's Dictionary chose Feminism as its Word of the Year, while Reddit chose to ignore women entirely.
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Nothing means anything and we're all going to die. Might as well watch the first four episodes of @Corporate, now s… https://t.co/VRrBEAwX31
"You’re a Mean One, Mr. Trump," claims USA Today editorial. https://t.co/wD5cAzCtNF
Roy Moore, Doug Jones, and literally everyone else right now. https://t.co/UHPGC9WBul
Hey, Horse Twitter. We have a thread for you. https://t.co/azBJYz3knL
Our Hanukkah gelt is up to $17,000 right now. https://t.co/sXPwsziVDe
No one wants to have their long face lampooned. Not even a horse.
So the horse entered the bar as someone’s date. You don’t have to love that the horse is there, but be polite.
Anyone who’s bold enough to date a horse is likely not hesitant to take that horse to previously unheard of places.… https://t.co/RR8C6ZgrLQ
Long story short, dating a horse is complicated. Getting your horse into a bar is only one of a wide array of chall… https://t.co/GkO25wIddp
What we’re getting at is a horse is probably not coming into a bar in its own. So who the hell is dragging their horse into a bar?
Even if a horse did have a drinking problem, how would they order at the bar? Is the bartender a horse whisperer?
Some people might think it’s funny to get a horse drunk. It’s not. Not only is it dangerous for the horse, it’s dangerous for you.
If a horse walks into a bar something has gone wrong. Does this horse have a drinking problem? If so, where did that come from?
Horses rarely go indoors. There’s a number of reasons for this: Their size, their inability to control their bowels, etc.
A horse walks into a bar, but why? It’s time for some game theory.
The reviews are in: The Last Jedi delivers on giving you two precious hours when your family doesn't have to talk t… https://t.co/okpJ4TKEYE