@Cloyd Rivers

Cloyd Rivers

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Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.

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This kid has her shit together more than 90% of the population. Merica. https://t.co/6KmSF3k5d8

This kid has her shit together more than...

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Don’t like cops? That’s fine. Next time you need help, call a crackhead. Back the Blue. 🇺🇸 15% OFF sitewide at… https://t.co/s254fHiqh3

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You sayin' Happy Hanukkah" or "Joyous Kwanzaa" doesn't bother me, so don't be offended when I say "Merry Christmas." Problem solved. Merica.

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If finals were a drink, they'd be unsweet tea. Merica.

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If she's honest, funny, laid back, eats pizza, drinks cold ones, loves America, and lets you touch the butt. Marry her. Yesterday. Merica.

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This kid, Keaton Jones, is my new hero. Stay strong little buddy. Merica. https://t.co/bRiuWa8BEm

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It's been 343 days since Colin Kaepernick played an NFL game. And I'm pretty damn happy about that. Merica.

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Hate cops? Well, I used to hate vegetables. But I grew up & learned they were good for me. Merica. 20% OFF at… https://t.co/R1hgDQT1oH

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Fellas, your son will grow up to be like you. And your daughter will grow up to marry a man like you. Make that a good thing. Merica.

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What’s the final score of the Army Navy game? Freedom. Merica.

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Army vs Navy: 364 days United, 1 day divided. Either way, Freedom wins. Merica. https://t.co/h8vnCkjSaM

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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? *gazes into distance* *bald eagle screeches* 1776. Merica. https://t.co/2uWww8ch0q

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