@Cloyd Rivers

Cloyd Rivers

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Male model. Lost every fight I've ever been in. Born to lose. Merica.

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This is America. We drive trucks. We shoot guns. We eat bacon. We drink beer. We love our country. And we support our Veterans. 🇺🇸

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When you reward mediocrity and give kids a trophy just for playin’, you end up with fast food workers who think they deserve $15/hr. Merica.

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It's been 272 days since Hillary Clinton was not sworn in as President of the United States. And I'm still really happy about that. Merica.

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