@Hillary Clingon

Hillary Clingon

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President of The Woods ruling America from exile. Also uranium dealer, charity goddess, overpaid speaker and coup plotter. #StillMyTurn #ImWithMe #Me2020 PARODY

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@PollyTickal Polly Tickal @PollyTickal

PLEASE RT: You don't have to like either but who would you vote for if these were your only two presidential candidates? #ThursdayThoughts

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Come on, peasants, let's show Putin what democracy looks like. Oh. Not like that, you vile creatures! https://t.co/NhV6sfrnlu

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@RepDWStweets Oh Deb, you slay me! I never thought you'd go through with my drunken dare to condemn election fraud! 😂

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Oh Deb, you slay me! I never thought you'd go through with my drunken dare to condemn election fraud! 😂 https://t.co/HNJwGqEbNl

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@NBCNews No cause for alarm, peasants. You know I'll NEVER leave. #ImWithMe #Me2020

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

No cause for alarm, peasants. You know I'll NEVER leave. #ImWithMe #Me2020 https://t.co/GoChoT8GXQ

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Yes, he's a hard-line Republican socialist, that's for sure. #LockBernieUp https://t.co/sT9CVDtpbn

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Ridiculous. How would the DNC get donations out of that? #ImWithMe https://t.co/8YyWrHUIcE

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

I know the answer to this one. Give tax breaks for the top 1%. Obviously. #ImWithMe https://t.co/w2A0fMTx6m

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

You say that like it changed. For the record, I still find the peasants revolting. Perhaps more so. #ImWithMe https://t.co/fLmrybnXXY

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Thank god we did. America dodged a bullet there. #ImWithMe https://t.co/VdGvKkPXER

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@Badmonkey39 In deepest, darkest Siberia, of course.

@ClingonHillary Hillary Clingon @ClingonHillary

Suckers! Good debate preparation is all about getting the questions in advance. (Thanks Donna.😉) #CNNDebateNight https://t.co/4WOi5y8NZU

Suckers! Good debate preparation is all...

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@cmac324 I think Hillary's fans are the same. Corruption or cheating is just not a factor in their shallow assessment.

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@PresSanders2020 @LadyReverb @peterdaou Not capable. He can barely draft a coherent tweet.

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

But they are not. So we are not. Deal with it, Nina. #ImWithMe #NinaIsASexistRacist https://t.co/eJkU0xr9d6

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Lulu was clearly a Russian infiltrator trying to destroy America's noble warmongering. Drone her at once.… https://t.co/RKGWukS1st

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

#InsteadOfTrickOrTreating read my book. An insight into my twisted mind is more frightening than any Halloween cost… https://t.co/12ShaDMx9X

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

#ICanDoBetterBy rigging the general as well as the primary. #ImWithMe #Me2020 https://t.co/vxB4VBexj5

#ICanDoBetterBy rigging the general as w...

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

My CTR trolls are the most qualified. Just like me. #ImWithMe https://t.co/tSs1CJqh7v

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@funder Shut up, Scott. We don't want troll farms silenced. Have you forgotten my Correct The Record troll army? #ImWithMe #TrollsForHillary

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@ClaudiaJFergus1 @funder @Sunnysallyor You fools are not thinking of the bigger picture. You do know the US uses so… https://t.co/SOwhxAR23Q

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Shut up, Scott. We don't want troll farms silenced. Have you forgotten my Correct The Record troll army? #ImWithMe… https://t.co/vvNXP95548

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@matthew_meadows @AngryBerner And you don't want trouble with the FBI. Anybody not on my follower list is automatic… https://t.co/NerlZjy1hg

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

They can be heroes. Just for one day. https://t.co/UotOAoLzsS

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Indeed I am. Feel THAT burn, peasants. #ImWithMe https://t.co/Vq4R2dX2xt

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@Santos_D_2017 You are right, peasant. It's a burden I carry.

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Damn, what am I doing sitting at your side there? I saw all the media and thought it was one of my book-signing eve… https://t.co/ir2bLyOKci

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

OK, it's me. I needed a job and was the most qualified candidate at First Lady duties feigning support for a sexual… https://t.co/M1tNUz7aMS

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