@Hillary Clingon

Hillary Clingon

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President of The Woods ruling America from exile. Also uranium dealer, charity goddess, overpaid speaker and coup plotter. #StillMyTurn #ImWithMe #Me2020 PARODY

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@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@stuberry69 I'm the hard choice again in 2020. #ImWithMe

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

If you have the military might, you don't need the right, punk. https://t.co/DDD2KY5WYL

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

He made a mistake. He's not poor. https://t.co/Bsyv7LNQNR

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@stuberry69 It isn't. This was when I encountered Bernie at the inauguration.

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

#ReasonsImOnTheNiceList I'm the Bernie slayer. https://t.co/ELnHoXJ5E4

#ReasonsImOnTheNiceList
I'm the Bernie s...

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

What are you resisting, Bryce? Shaving? https://t.co/AEztVS9qIJ

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

#ReasonsImOnTheNiceList Because I write the damn lists for the media.

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@Dissenter_9 I've tried that.

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Fake news. I have no close friends. https://t.co/vc5qBnOZWX

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Who knew all that is needed to make America vote for you is a few Facebook ads. Must try that in 2020. #ImWithMe https://t.co/4Nj7fol5kJ

@TheOnion The Onion @TheOnion

Time-Traveling Hillary Clinton Warns Self To Do Everything In Exact Same Way https://t.co/8YNSElBIY6 https://t.co/vfBrQNOAK9

Time-Traveling Hillary Clinton Warns Sel...

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

At this point what difference does it make? 😉 https://t.co/Tk0Y9zfJ6f

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

That's not clever. I ran against you and could barely stand up. Bernie is such a copycat. #ImWithMe https://t.co/ATKk70kYBG

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

They should be commended for these charitable works. And shut up, Greens. There is no place in politics for your sa… https://t.co/V5Gay2aZIO

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

It's shameful. Why is the media retracting these lies? Don't they understand how narrative works in a post-truth wo… https://t.co/xtglT3cZN5

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@Cat_Army_Ohio That's the ticket, peasant.

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

@savvie54 It's easy to say "not in this lifetime" in the US as lifetimes will get shorter thanks to our substandard healthcare system. 😉

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

I like to think of superdelegates as the caped crusaders of the Democrat establishment.… https://t.co/yrqEZhYarG

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

My personal favorite was our little white lie we made up about the violent, chair-throwing Bernie bros at Nevada. D… https://t.co/YUgeKYboVo

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

That's exactly why superdelegates are essential. Without them, Bernie would have won. Thankfully, America dodged th… https://t.co/ihxehd2CWo

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

That's how #UniteBlue works in the media. Admirable to see three media outlets come together in harmony, I say.… https://t.co/oaKncVmP2G

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Personally I recommend getting rid of voters and increasing superdelegates. And introducing superdelegates in the g… https://t.co/uoJRJ6B4no

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Interesting approach. Bill and I found it easier to pay them out and publicly vilify them. #SilenceIsGolden… https://t.co/5JrkLRbsAD

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

The only "new party" America needs is the victory party to celebrate my election win in 2020, peasant. I still have… https://t.co/JAFAZeoSkm

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

#WhatIWantSantaToBringMe MY turn #Me2020 #ImWithMe #StillMyTurnBitches https://t.co/ubtYyAf7ng

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MY turn

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@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

#WhatIWantSantaToBringMe Bernie behind bars. #LockHimUp #ImWithMe https://t.co/fAaXLhawL4

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Bernie behind b...

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Today I met with the team to discuss 2020 then looked at Twitter and saw "More"Clinton" trending. I know you want m… https://t.co/TPwWC6adHB

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

That's what I call my private position.😉 https://t.co/FErEi30BqC

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

Truth, justice and the Clinton way. #ImWithMe #MediaIsToo #Me2020 https://t.co/55oPxTE3nH

@clingonhillary Hillary Clingon @clingonhillary

This is how you handle rape allegations with dignity. Resigning is so unnecessary - and tacky. #ImWithMe… https://t.co/f5PoSUuATB

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