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Last year must have aged me. Early in the year I was carded for a cocktail, late in the year I was carded for the s… https://t.co/IqxLYBuOK1
Last School Shooting in the US: 3 Day Ago Last School Shooting in the UK: 22 Years Ago Both countries have peopl… https://t.co/VrMCMu27v3
“Gun control” and “gun reform” doesn’t mean “gun ban”. It means making laws that help prevent catastrophes. The… https://t.co/5X0sycK39a
Why's a 19-yr-old deemed too irresponsible to buy a beer, but responsible enough to buy an AR-15 capable of firing… https://t.co/cRfrzbWQEA
i’m not crying, you’re crying https://t.co/1fHuHelKfW
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
Gun Control doesn’t mean tearing up the 2nd Amendment. It means coming up with laws that fit within the Constitutio… https://t.co/PmL9N4DmKV
I’m beginning to think that I buy bananas just to watch them die a slow death in my kitchen.
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.
still getting used to heights 😂 https://t.co/IFP7qTxCs9
How come my iPhone can creepily put ads in my feed of things I talk about out loud yet it still autocorrects fucking to ducking. 🤷🏼♀️
I'd like every man who doesn't call himself a feminist to explain to the women in his life why he doesn't believe in equality for women.
Just tried on 6 swimsuits. Women over 50 no longer enjoy doing this. My husband brought me a glass of wine to help… https://t.co/KMEwm7ZEqe