@jason

jason

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Physics student at Glasgow Uni, classically trained on the electric spoons.

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@millier00nay millie🥦 @millier00nay

i know ur late teens/ early twenty’s are meant to be for making mistakes n shit but i am REALLY taking the piss now

@SVL3M 𝕾𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖒 @SVL3M

Pinning this until twitter shuts down or I shut me down https://t.co/P8R5c9BwIy

Pinning this until twitter shuts down or...

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@_eeemmaaa you and me both, triggered and depressed :(((

@idledworships hazel @idledworships

you ever listen to music so powerful that it moves you to tears https://t.co/gFfTcFiQJX

you ever listen to music so powerful tha...

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

this has ruined my day, adult life is shite lol https://t.co/M8xkVNmdLJ

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@NattyGardiner wtf, literally the first time in three years i’ve noticed how did this happen

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@NattyGardiner did u ever notice this

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

ahh yes, my local pub, bank steet https://t.co/KW1Z6f7OZC

ahh yes, my local pub, bank steet https:...

@_jowill jo @_jowill

Hello. I am going to be in Scotland on the 25th and 26th and would like to go to a ceilidh while I’m home. Internet: do your thing.

@robbiewilliams Robbie Williams @robbiewilliams

https://t.co/kxrePt3heM

https://t.co/kxrePt3heM

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

when you only got 7/40 on a test but it didn’t count towards your degree but you only got 7/40 https://t.co/UdAwyoilQV

when you only got 7/40 on a test but it...

@oscarewilde 🍸 @oscarewilde

i'm starting my own thread of fave tumblr posts because i have a very particular sense of humour and some of my no.1's have been ignored!

@denishakilloh Donna Kebab @denishakilloh

when u ask the group chat their plans for the weekend: https://t.co/eY4PA7f4YM

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

which type of ham is best

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@tomderland 🙋‍♂️

@d4niphantom dani @d4niphantom

It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it. I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out w… https://t.co/OkYdzAcuN9

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

i sleep next to a large box of batteries so that i wake up feeling “recharged”, hahaha gosh i’m such a goofball, go… https://t.co/I37MJSgaO0

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

seeing as this tweet is getting a surprising amount of attention i’d like to raise some awareness and hopefully edu… https://t.co/m3S5zlfTQa

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

https://t.co/8sbvKYmIHp

https://t.co/8sbvKYmIHp

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

*watches black mirror once* https://t.co/O16uKPoLnI

*watches black mirror once* https://t.co...

@IDlOT_TEEN boo @IDlOT_TEEN

when ur dog sees another dog walking by ur house https://t.co/H0oYBkJwaF

when ur dog sees another dog walking by...

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@ arctic monkeys https://t.co/gSjYFERlBy

@ arctic monkeys https://t.co/gSjYFERlBy

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

https://t.co/dwaBkACGbk

https://t.co/dwaBkACGbk

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@tomderland ur welcome

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@tomderland yea lol soZ

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

can someone please tell me why my nose is so big? seriously

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@_eeemmaaa My name is Jason and I am not a fan but if i was the night so it would have to go back home for you and your friends

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

i still think the most underrated line in Step Brothers is when the Billy Joel cover band singer says “sometimes it… https://t.co/MaZi3gIJaO

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@_eeemmaaa wuuuuut i only get the occasional free biscuit or pen, ur living the dream

@chimpanmonkey jason @chimpanmonkey

@_eeemmaaa hahaha well dogs make gr8 employees, welcome to the club anyway, now you too can have a socially accepta… https://t.co/ER1OC1QfoG

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