Physics student at Glasgow Uni, classically trained on the electric spoons.
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i know ur late teens/ early twenty’s are meant to be for making mistakes n shit but i am REALLY taking the piss now
Pinning this until twitter shuts down or I shut me down https://t.co/P8R5c9BwIy
you ever listen to music so powerful that it moves you to tears https://t.co/gFfTcFiQJX
this has ruined my day, adult life is shite lol https://t.co/M8xkVNmdLJ
ahh yes, my local pub, bank steet https://t.co/KW1Z6f7OZC
Hello. I am going to be in Scotland on the 25th and 26th and would like to go to a ceilidh while I’m home. Internet: do your thing.
when you only got 7/40 on a test but it didn’t count towards your degree but you only got 7/40 https://t.co/UdAwyoilQV
i'm starting my own thread of fave tumblr posts because i have a very particular sense of humour and some of my no.1's have been ignored!
when u ask the group chat their plans for the weekend: https://t.co/eY4PA7f4YM
which type of ham is best
It started with x+4... and I couldn’t unhear it. I was supposed to do my math homework but instead I figured out w… https://t.co/OkYdzAcuN9
i sleep next to a large box of batteries so that i wake up feeling “recharged”, hahaha gosh i’m such a goofball, go… https://t.co/I37MJSgaO0
seeing as this tweet is getting a surprising amount of attention i’d like to raise some awareness and hopefully edu… https://t.co/m3S5zlfTQa
*watches black mirror once* https://t.co/O16uKPoLnI
when ur dog sees another dog walking by ur house https://t.co/H0oYBkJwaF
@ arctic monkeys https://t.co/gSjYFERlBy
can someone please tell me why my nose is so big? seriously
i still think the most underrated line in Step Brothers is when the Billy Joel cover band singer says “sometimes it… https://t.co/MaZi3gIJaO