@H. Fox

H. Fox

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#WeirdCostcoSamples A dollop of KY Jelly

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#HashtaggerProbs Inability to focus during tic tac toe games.

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#WeirdCostcoSamples Severed pinky toes

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#WeirdCostcoSamples Instead of turkey bacon, they do bacon turkey instead

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#WeirdCostcoSamples A chain link

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#AddTWDImproveAnything Michonne of the Dead (see what I did there, zombied a zombie movie) #TWD

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#HashtaggerProbs Infinite Virginity

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#WeirdCostcoSamples Tampons, but cut up into small pieces like they do with the sausages

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#IfICouldDoAnythingId do what Meatloaf couldn't do for love.

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#TerrifyingCelebs Mel Gibson + whiskey

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Aroma of Garbage Juice #UnpleasantSoapFragrances

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#ICouldUseSome p***y... I mean female companionship. Hell, a light hug would do.

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Advanced Viagra #CollegeCoursesForTheElderly

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Intro to Incontinence #CollegeCoursesForTheElderly

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@MeatSauce1 @KarlTowns Watching him play isn't the same as playing with him. https://t.co/ZBGKi3CGAs

@MeatSauce1 @KarlTowns Watching him play...

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@1500ESPN KAT might be deserving by year's end, but doubt he'll finish higher than 3rd in voting. I'd give the… https://t.co/LrSXTHgrZe

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#IfItWerentForDogs sniffing each others butts would be every person's job. Actually I think we should do that anyway.

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#Trump2020ElectionSlogans I promise to fix everything I fucked up the 1st time around

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Dear @GEICO, I will not buy your insurance until you stop using the triangle solo commercial. It's so damn annoying you don't deserve my $.

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@Variety It's better than 'Solo: A Shower Story'

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Is something wrong with EJ on @NBAonTNT? He looks worn out already & it's opening night. This isn't me joking, He's good at what he does.

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#Bigfoot might be the world's greatest assassin. After decades of searching we still haven't caught him or know what he looks like for sure.

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@MeatSauce1 damn NoDaks come to MN & screw up our parking lots. Did they think the line was for the center of their… https://t.co/Cm9cOvLXFZ

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@BEATFACEHONEY If your makeup looks like a thin coat of acrylic paint, should you feel shame. There's more importan… https://t.co/eoHQvuZ9TN

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@netflix do your duty to the USA & pick up @BloodDriveSYFY for another season. You could make it even more depraved. #RenewBloodDrive

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#UnlikelyMorningRituals https://t.co/iEGMA5BFBA

#UnlikelyMorningRituals https://t.co/iEG...

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For my Halloween costume this year I'm going as "I'm board". Just going to hang a piece of 2x4 around my neck. #halloweencostume

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#ItsBestIfYou think it's better than good

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@SBNationGIF @SBNation I thought he was the still using a flip phone guy.

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@nickkroll Do you get a B from looking at his A?

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