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Do they even make non-plastic sporks?
Well, then. https://t.co/GHy7kQZJHq
@charlyne_yi Does that count as a threesome?
I tried to buy some Lady Doritos once, but turned out to be an undercover cop. She did not appreciate the cock guac reference I made.
Thanks for the laughs, John Mahoney! You’ll be missed. https://t.co/1XInSbFrub