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Snoke you think you can dance #VillainTelevisionShows

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General Zod's Hospital #VillainTelevisionShows

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Bane the Virgin #VillainTelevisionShows

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@Gizmodo Any movie looks sweet cut to Sabotage. I bet you could cut a trailer for The Notebook to it & it would loo… https://t.co/fhnAU4Bn1O

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If someone wants to steal my identity, go ahead let them. It's been nothing but a pain in the ass to me. #WednesdayWisdom

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Do they even make non-plastic sporks?

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#WhyINeedPeaceAndQuiet It could save lives https://t.co/mL14ZrS0WJ

#WhyINeedPeaceAndQuiet 
It could save li...

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#TheWorstThingToRead Ingredients

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#WeirdWaysToFlirt While chewing on your fingernails, give a wink & ask "want me to break you off some?"

@soonergrunt soonergrunt 🇺🇸 @soonergrunt

Well, then. https://t.co/GHy7kQZJHq

Well, then. https://t.co/GHy7kQZJHq

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I hate to say it, but is there a team in the NBA with a less exciting offense than the #Twolves? I would say they'r… https://t.co/SbwkIr9aa2

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#RuinAnythingDisney Fantaintsia https://t.co/5THBhY9AxX

#RuinAnythingDisney 
Fantaintsia https:/...

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Herpe the Love Bug #RuinAnythingDisney

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#TypesOfPeopleAtAMovieTheater The end of movie clappers. The credits can't hear you. https://t.co/aUAV87lzwk

#TypesOfPeopleAtAMovieTheater 
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#MyFigureSkatingSong Slippery, Slippery, Skate

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@1followernodad Maybe when read in reverse it's secretly devil worshipping

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@charlyne_yi Does that count as a threesome?

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Responsible for calculating quarterly earrings report #TypoYourResume

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crudité #FruitOrVeggieFilms

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A Leek of Their Own #FruitOrVeggieFilms

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Loganberry's Run #FruitOrVeggieFilms

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50 Shades of Grape #FruitOrVeggieFilms

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The Todd-father #PutSomeRandomGuyInAFilm

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@hoopshype @Dame_Lillard for sure. #Twolves #AllEyesNorth

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I tried to buy some Lady Doritos once, but turned out to be an undercover cop. She did not appreciate the cock guac reference I made.

@funnyordie Funny Or Die @funnyordie

Thanks for the laughs, John Mahoney! You’ll be missed. https://t.co/1XInSbFrub

Thanks for the laughs, John Mahoney! You...

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#WorstWaysToGetDumped It would start with "I've been banging your best friend" & end with "at least we'll always h… https://t.co/bwOYXrjSsX

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#HeardOnHellsPASystem This week's pinecones in the peehole list has been posted outside the boy's locker room.

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@1followernodad Too many jokes about eat in kitchens & big backyards for it to be done properly

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Hot wings, diarrhea, repeat #BigGamePlansIn4Words

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