@H. Fox

H. Fox

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aspiring to be inspired

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@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

@shannonwoodward Totally agree. He definitely would have spelled great g-r-a-t-e. Also only one exclamation point used.

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

#MallSantaProblems It's a strip mall

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#MallSantaProblems Not being able to tell if it's the kids or if it's you that smell like urine.

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

@Variety Maybe leave out the anger & jealousy parts of human emotions though

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

I bet Case Keenum can dodge a wrench. #MINvsCAR #SKOL https://t.co/2NjkpkfgT6

I bet Case Keenum can dodge a wrench. #M...

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

It may only be for Sunday, but it is my 1st #SDCC. #OpenReg2018 https://t.co/7XcLYImld0

It may only be for Sunday, but it is my...

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@angsty_nerd @themelatales @Comic_Con This guy https://t.co/kUHSyiocZ4

@angsty_nerd @themelatales @Comic_Con Th...

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#OpenReg2018 #SDCC https://t.co/ZNbJUaI1kv

#OpenReg2018 #SDCC https://t.co/ZNbJUaI1...

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

UPF Acronym for "Upper Pubic Fat (unisex)", "Upper Pussy Fat (female)" or "Upper Penis Fat (male)" This term is u… https://t.co/USAy7saztQ

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

It did take me a second, but #priceless https://t.co/bDKtXPJiE9

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

@JennyENicholson We're outta TP

@jermaineFOWLER JermaineFowler @jermaineFOWLER

If there are any folks that have to evacuate due to the wildfires with no place to go. I can help book hotels or an… https://t.co/P2b9z8n96o

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

#MyFamilyIn3Words Beer or Moonshine?

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

What if @realDonaldTrump is the good twin? Imagine that without pooping your pants a little.

@GoesslingStrib Ben Goessling @GoesslingStrib

The Vikings have made the playoffs 13 times in the last 25 years. Only four teams have gone more in that time. Case… https://t.co/wZaRTAh69k

@NHSMillion NHS Million @NHSMillion

If everyone who has ever been grateful for a nurse followed and retweeted we’d reach our target in about 5 minutes.… https://t.co/FORGPmyIfi

@m_tisserand Michael Tisserand @m_tisserand

Muslim attacks four British youth. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/Ab0vlhVGEx

Muslim attacks four British youth. @real...

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

#SurpriseAFilm and the father is... Darth Vader https://t.co/dwSUEK334U

#SurpriseAFilm 
and the father is... Dar...

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@BuzzFeed I promise not all Polish people are this fuckin disgusting.

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

#ThreeWordFlirting You smell that?

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@PedroiasFace Poor Julie Mao. She got stuck in a relationship with a Stage 5 Clinger.

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@TheAVClub I had no idea Disney made a movie about congress

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#IfStatueOfLibertySpoke It ain't easy being green https://t.co/ovFLPxftz1

#IfStatueOfLibertySpoke 
It ain't easy b...

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

Getting ready for some @JusticeLeague.

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

I'm going to direct a movie called "Oscar Winning" just so I can be referred to as Oscar Winning Director… https://t.co/A1nMPdlrhf

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

#NewCareBearSpecies Bare Bear https://t.co/HlRopWAOsB

#NewCareBearSpecies 
Bare Bear https://t...

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

Getting carded at the liquor store is now a son of a bitch. #RecoveredZombieProblems

@MizzEmie Emie Nabbosa @MizzEmie

Black ppl are being sold in Tripoli, Libya at $400. 💔 RT widely to help let the world know to rescue fellow blacks. https://t.co/IJSO4YSuHG

Black ppl are being sold in Tripoli, Lib...

@cctapwater H. Fox @cctapwater

#InsteadOfGoingShopping Take a nice leisurely stroll in the park https://t.co/UvucEGKSJJ

#InsteadOfGoingShopping 
Take a nice lei...

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@realDonaldTrump So sad & delusional. If you weren't such an asshole, people might pity you.

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