Creature Comforts Pet Sitting of Seattle provides quality cat sitting and M-F lunchtime dog walks.
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I want to have a pillow fight with @jaq239 too! ;)
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#IGetAHeadacheWhen I eat 10 of the "one chip challenge."
Gorgeous weekend in #Seattle coming up! :)
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